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my feelings exactly

So true all my friends are married, getting married, having or have kids already and I am just getting more F'ing Awesome!


I deserve a medal for making it through LIFE without stabbing someone (with a fork)

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol


"We need to work out more so we can get hot and make other people jealous." via Werk It! (Don't pretend like you haven't secretly thought this.

May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I work out because I know I would've been the first to die in the Hunger Games. <--better to be safe than sorry!

I survived Y2K, SARS, 9/11, Anthrax, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, West Nile, Swine Flu AND the Rapture. Bring it, 2012.

Billy told me that honesty is such a lonely word

eCards - I can't wait to tell my children how many times I survived the end of the world.

Just make sure you understand that I'm the funny one.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier.

Sometimes I feel down...

Sometimes I feel down, then I remember I have big boobs and it makes everything better.yup pretty much ;

Funny pictures about Money can't buy me happiness. Oh, and cool pics about Money can't buy me happiness. Also, Money can't buy me happiness.


23 Fabulous Disney Villain Snapchats