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Yep--- I used to put on sweats when I got home then PJ's later- but why dirty two sets of clothes? And my work clothes to sit around in- just no!

I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult...if anyone needs me I will be in my couch cushion and bed sheet fort... coloring.

15 big questions to answer in your journal

I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult… if anyone needs me I will be in my couch cushion & bed sheets fort… coloring.

Funny Music Ecard: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur, Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr.

Funny Music Ecard: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little ball of fur, Happy Kitty…

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

Lol

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Aunty Acid's Office Manual

Aunty Acid's Office Manual (Hardcover)

lol.....sometimes I just eat there and avoid all that bullshit!

I+grocery store and Walmart! Hate going shopping. can't+tell+you+the+number+of+times+I've+fantasized+about+running+my+cart+into+the+heels+of+the+stupid+people+that+block+the+aisles+at+the+grocery+store.

don't breed them - true story!

This is true! On my last two jobs, I worked one or both days of the weekend and it sucked hearing people talk about how glad they were it was Friday. Now it's me talking about Friday!

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me: god shaving legs is such a bitch! i hate it -__- adam: i never said you had to shave your legs! :P me:but you like smooth legs dont you? adam: *silence* me: point made

...the next time your curious...go fuck yourself. Shouldn't be too hard..you've fucked every guy you met..just like your mom hence why you dad walked out

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Haha man now I know to only wear my yoga pants to the gym and change lol

Congratulations about being one of the "cool" kids in high school...

So exactly how i feel about people from high school! Congratulations on being one of the 'cool' kids in high school. Too bad about the rest of your life though.

Haha! True.

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked 'What's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin' . LOL that is so true !

....and that's all folks!

Morning coffee (33 photos)

"If you're going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.