More to explore:
late night secret stash of ice cream...haha - its even better when they clean all the toilets and yet I still get the secret ice cream!!!
AMEN!! Or in my case, the secret cookies on the top shelf in the cabinet!
hahaha!! this is awesome!! && so true! ladies - you know we all have it!!! 😉
And the secret chocolate, too! Hahaha!
I always knew I had superpowers...I just hoped they would be cooler!
Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist.
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda-psychotic-maybe-we-should-call-the-authorities" mom.
haha! Unless your house is so huge you have many living areas specifically designated for guests! (Not me)
And the pillows, blankets, curtains, shoes, underwear, stuffed animals, chairs, table, piggy bank, race car track, and anything else thats semi-mobile.... ugh
6 Quotes All Moms Will Understand
Don't forget to pick up a bottle or wine for your Mom for Mother's Day. Afterall, you are one of the reasons she drinks.
I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...
If a woman speaks and no one is listening her name is probably Mom.
Successful parenting is finding 80's hair band music on your kids ipod