"I'm sorry. I really can't explain this to you again. I'm not the Dumb-ass Whisperer."
Some Ecards Work, Dumbass Whisperer, Dumb Ass People, Bahahaha I, Funny Monday Quotes, Dumb People Quotes, Dumbass Quotes, Hahaha Somedays
It's just so funny! Love this , laugh out loud funny. (I agree!)
HA! I'm not the Dumbass Whisperer.
The Dumbass Whisperer. Love it.
We aren't the dumbass whisperer
dumbass whisperer. lol
Time, Stuff, Truth, Big Mouth, My Life, Funny, So True
Seriously I do this all the time and the funny part is I don't even realize I'm doing it
My big mouth gets me in trouble all the time! I'm too honest...
story of my life. Seriously. Happens every time.... Whoops
So true! Most of the time, no one wants to hear the truth!
Now that's some real talk right there lol #truth #ecards
Every time! ha Truth hurts, Change it or get over it!
Oh Kylie if you see this you'll get a good laugh!
How I feel all the time when I say stuff!
#ecards happens to me all the time
My life exactly!
Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Things, Ecards, Antisocial
If you like funny quotes, you'll love flirtydivatees....... just google it........and you'll see
this is going on my funnies board only because I don't have a TRUTH board.
actually, those things are exactly WHY i'm antisocial!
ecard. Truth and completely me!!!
so true! #nodrama #quotes
Funny but so true!!
Awkward Moments, Quotes, Advanced Sarcasm, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, Funnies
The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid - #S0FT
More people should just realize how funny I am and this wouldn't be such a problem...
Sarcasm. I am astounded everyday by those in my life that don't get my sarcasm.
Sometimes I think these ecards were written specifically for me...
Yesss advanced sarcasm
The worst thing ever.
So true.. my 4th son is Nov 15 :) Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration.
Quotes, E Card, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Funnies, Ecards
I put this under laughs, but God it's so true. That book was utter tripe. Bad- and not even funny bad.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The next person to refer to Fifty Shades of Grey as well-written gets smacked with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration. "Now I know the truth"
Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'
Funny thing is I actually say it :)
Truth. Funny quote.
Giggle, Short Shorts, Crude Humor Ecards, Well Said, Getting Older, Crude Ecards, Died Laughing
LOL Well said, and this from a girl who loves her short shorts! Just not THAT short! Lol
YES PLEASE!! Tired of seeing people with such short shorts.
Short shorts. #funny #ecard #shorts
You know your getting older...
call me old fashioned then XD
True. Very old fashioned!
Really giggling here!
I just died laughing
.OH Yes..So true..
People Lol, Helll Yeah, Crazy People, Some People, My Husband, Lucky Star, Be Thankful, Time Yah, Fo Sho
Some people should be thankful that I can control the crazy.
I know some people that should be thankful, VERY THANKFUL!
Some people should be thankful! TODAY VERY THANKFUL!!!
Some people should be thankful! For the most part..
There's always something to be thankful for...
My husband would disagree!
Thank your lucky stars
Nailed It, Entirely Happy, My Life, Happy Monday, Monday Morning, Love My Job, I M Happy, Hate Mornings
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. / Confession Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave
I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy.
Keep coming #Mondays #Mornings. I'm grateful for each and every one I get :)
Actually I love my job!! But I definitely hate mornings!!!!!
Happy Monday! ;) Ha ha ha!
my life in an ecard
My Life #Ecards
Ha ha Lmfao
Real People, Some People, My Life, Yes Haha, Nosy People, Thought, Nunya, Nosey People, Fucking Business
Excuse the "French" in this, but this is what I need to say to some people in my life...
Story of my life. People always in my business!! Mind your business...uggghhh!
Oh, I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your fucking business then
non of your fucking business
I have this thought daily...
I hate nosy people.
for real people
I don't like morning people...Or mornings...Or people...
Morning People Or, Hahaha Yea, People Or Mornings Or, Sometimes Just, Mornings Or People, My Life, Monday Morning, So Funny, My Feelings
I especially don't like Monday mornings. Or Monday people. Or morning people. :)
Rottenecards - I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people...
I don't like morning people... Or mornings... Or people... lol
This is so funny!!! I feel this way!
My feelings in the morning hahahaha.
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
Wall Art, Inspiration, Time Canvas, Quote, Enjoy Wasting, Oliver Gal
HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art (€88) ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring home, home decor, wall art, grey, word wall art, quote wall art, gray home decor, typography wall art and grey home decor
Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal at Joss and Main
Enjoy wasting time on pinterest
Beach House, Style, Playful Quote, Host Hostess Gift, Pillows
A playful quote that reads "You never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" styles a vintage-chic pillow. $18
~~ I hope someday I’ll have that beach house so I can find out if this is true or not.
"you never know how many friends you have until you have a beach house" pillow
Brilliant host/hostess gift for a weekend at a beach or lake house.
Wouldn't even mind all the fakies. I just want a beach house :( lol
PRIMITIVES BY KATHY 'Beach House' Pillow available at #Nordstrom
Cute- 'Beach House' Pillow available at #Nordstrom
PRIMITIVES BY KATHY - Beach House Pillow - $18
Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, Selfesteem, E Cards, Self Esteem
Exactly.- this made me laugh so hard because it's SO true!
how does this e card thing know my lyyyfeeeah
That is so true that it's almost not funny.
Yeah....pretty much truth for one I know!
Self esteem issues! U know u have issues
That's some funny stuff
My Hahahaha, I Hate You, Time, Some People, Good Hahaha, My Life, So True, So Funny, High Schools
Now why did I think this was so funny??! Maybe it reminds me if high school...
I want to say this next time I'm talking to someone I dont like...hahahaha
Hahaha if only I could really say this to some people! Mean but true...
Well I'd love to stay and chat... but... I hate you. Hahaa. Yes.
u know the person this situation refers to in my life
So mean but oh so funny at the same time!
So true happens all the freakin time
story of my life
I Hate You
Work Hard, Challenge, Funny But True, My Life, Working In Retail, So True, True Stories, Things To Do
True story. Its soooo hard sometimes! When I can do this it's a good day!
Funny Ecard. Yeah Keeping my mouth shut is a challenge at times :)
The hardest thing to do EVER! Ain't dat da truth!
When working in retail, this is a daily goal...
OMG!!! THIS IS SO TRUE FOR ME!! True story.
True story. story of my life.
I do work hard on this.
Funny but True story
True story. So true!
Construction Signs, Pet Peeves, Asshole, My Life, I Hate People, Biggest Pet, Totally Me, Road Construction Humor, Road Rage
Oh YES!! Mine too. >>> One of my biggest pet peeves when driving!
This is my life everyday. Its doesn't help my road rage problem!
I hate people that do this. One of my top ten pet peeves.
100% NOT going to happen! Lol! biggest pet peeve
SO TRUE! and my biggest pet peeve while driving!
Biggest pet peeve. I'm not letting you in.
I never let them assholes in!
Sooo True, Giggle, Cute Outfits, My Life, Ecards, Totally Me, So Sad, Haha So True
Absolutely. I've had a cute outfit laid out n thought about who I was going out with and switched it. Lol
Yes! that's me! So sad that this is the story of my life...
This is totally me! I don't have many good ones!
So sad that this is the story of my life...
GIGGLE, GIGGLE...me too!
Haha!! So true!
Crazy Ex, Truth Hurts, Some People, My Life, Well Said, Yeahhhh About, Pure Truth, Haha So True, Accounting Humor
No kidding...if only some people would realize this sooner.
God, I wish this was lies. Alas, pure truth...
Crazy ex - when will you get this?!?
Pure. Truth. Just own it kids.
haha so true