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    Oh, so many times.

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    All the time

    Every time

    It happens all the time!

    All the time......

    Today was one of those days for sure. I love being a mom, but sometimes I just need some time to get out of the house and do something for myself.

    Bahahaha! I'm gonna try this next time.

    Next time a telemarketer calls, hand the phone to your 3 year old and tell her it's Santa.

    If only reading burned more calories, then I'd be scary skinny in no time.

    I am sorry ahead of time for telling you I told you so.

    Words to live by :) .... Although .... Tonight I will remember the calm, peace and one on one time with my kids ... And we all got a good nights sleep !!;)

    anne taintor

    Too true.


    Some Say He Is Still Wandering The Aisles. Help Me Wife Won't Leave. LOL!!!! Poor Husband. Michaels Craft Store. Hobby Lobby.

    ❥ blissfully unaware of her peril... lol

    SO TRUE.


    Sounds about right.

    laughing so hard over this!!!

    House MD