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true.

Let's settle this like adults: My husband and I paper-rock-scissors everything!

Especially when you have a broken down washing machine & have to haul everything to someone else's house to wash...

Also the breeze between the knees.

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

Must do with kids for Christmas gifts, alcohol ink on tiles diy disack

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

Then I cry out in pain!  My brain forgets that my body was never trained as a ninja.  :-)

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

every morning

We have such a strange relationship with our beds and pillows. A night: But I don't want to spend time with you bed! In the morning: I want to spend the rest of my life here, with you, while I sleep.

I'm the grammarian about whom your mother warned you ; )

i do not understand closing threats

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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I totally laughed out loud when I read this quote because it is so true! We look like a retarded seal when we are laughing so hard!

This is exactly why my husband and I never did santa etc. with our kids.

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

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