Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass.
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my giant ass is not ready for bathing suit season.
Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass. True story.
#SomeEcards Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass.
So much for that New Year's resolution...
Summer has snuck up once again on me and my giant ass | Seasonal Ecard
What a lovely winter we're having this spring....
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When Led Zeppelin is playing, you shut up.
God is bigger
My imaginary friend...
SHHHHH........ I'm hiding from STUPID PEOPLE!
what i secretly wish for mean people only,hehe.
I love you more than Mitt Romney loves Big Bird.
maybe this will be my wedding card for Kurt on the day of :o)
I love e cards
If we didn't have humor at work, what would we have? Ulcers. We'd have ulcers.
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True story. Just quoting my co-worker.
True story for anyone who works at the Louisiana School for the Deaf!!! Life is so much better on the outside!!
Funny stuff or Truth?
Funny Workplace Ecard: If we didn't have humor at work, what would we have? Ulcers. We'd have ulcers. This is so true- I've had ulcers and laughing is way more fun.
oh my word, if this is not the honest to God truth. Funny Workplace Ecard: If we didn't have humor at work, what would we have? Ulcers. We'd have ulcers.
Careful not to trip over my amazingness; it’s everywhere.
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Ohhhh that's funny stuff!!
All over the damn place!
Careful not to trip over my amazingness. It's everywhere.
Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too. AMEN!
My thoughts exactly! (But I will probably end up doing it anyway)
Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.<- Story of my life!!!
If only some people would understand this, my life would be a lot easier!!!
I'm sad when my food is over.
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I'm sad when my food is over. Story of my life!
It's so sad that I'm sad when my food is over. lol
I'm sad when my food is over. #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Ha ha this is totally me! lol Then I go waste an hour on pinterest to distract myself then i can eat again! lol
Fat girl problems. Bahahaha!!!
There's nothing sexier than you offering me wine without me having to ask. Unless you say it slowly... ...& with your pants off.
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Yes please! LOL
wine. funny quotes
Hell, I will just take my own pants off and get it myself! I'm tired of waiting!
There's nothing sexier than you offering me wine without me having to ask. Unless you say it slowly... & with your pants off. | eCards
There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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haha so true
I love you more than a morbidly obese person loves an all you can eat buffet...
Life of a pharmacy student
This explains finals week SO well.
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
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my day to day life at my job
To the guy who said I'm going to die from a brain cyst in 5 years because I drink tap water. True story.
I don't care
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up....pretty much when people talk to me in Spanish.
When some people talk
Seriously, stop talking and go away.
My life at work.
If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with Starbucks every morning and it would be adorable.
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So true, I'm a Starbucks addict!
Maybe not Starbucks. More like Dunkin' Donuts, but this was still funny.
True story.. Except I'm not dating myself, and my hubby does bring me Starbucks every morning, and it really is adorable:)
If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with Starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. | Confession Ecard
funny starbucks. This made me laugh!!!
What do you mean by, "I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!" What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?
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My thoughts exactly!
Well duh.. there's no such thing as leftover wine in my house!!!
Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without vodka?
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Absolut Vodka plz!
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I only drink cranberry juice if it's mainly vodka. :)
Lol the only way I'll ever drink oj...
Some people don't know just how close they are to getting shanked.
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Haha! So true!
true story, bro.
hahahaha Oh My Freaking Stars!: Shanked
so laughed out loud. Close to getting shanked.
Some people don't know just how close they are to getting shanked. | Confession Ecard
I couldn't major in comedic relief so i chose professional badass instead.
Funny College Ecard: I couldn't major in comedic relief so i chose professional badass instead.
Let's leave on our lunch break and not come back.
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I tell my co workers I m not coming back everytime I take a lunch break
did that in high school ... thought about it as an adult!
Let's leave on our lunch break and not come back. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
This thought crosses my mind often.
sounds like a good idea
Fine, we'll compromise. I'll get my way & you'll find a way to be okay with that.
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Basically. :) I think my husband would agree that this is how it works!
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Perfect... lol this is both of us I think boo @Jared Randall Randall Randall Randall Randall Carrington
Hahaha.... Sigh, totally me
Compromise is a beautiful thing.
I'm pretty sure that's how it works. [my life]
The reason I have a happy marriage!!!!
Again I am in public and cannot respond appropriately to our conversation.
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so true with a couple of people in my life
lol so true story of our lives
Hate that ... #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Again, I am in public and cannot respond appropriately to our conversation. So true sometimes!
Take your time, absurdly indecisive Redbox patron. I'll be here; pretending to be interested in the drugstore's brick layout, while we both freeze to death.
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LOL when this happens I get onto the app and reserve the movie I want. Take that, jerk.
so true I get soooooooo sick of waiting they know your there and yet piddly fart around but to rent a movie for a buck something I will wait........
This is why I miss Blockbuster.
Unless I'm the one looking for a movie that came out five months ago but for some reason is still not available on red box than I will be thereall day wallowing in disbelief :)
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This is too accurate
We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.
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Love working with those halfway bitches! This is seriously so true.
Thats why i have the best friends that i do! Love those halfway bitches!
My kind of people: #HalfwayBitches
Getting remarried tells me you're a slow learner.
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'My dream wedding is the wedding you want.' Said the greatest fiancé, ever. Mine.
Oh finals week!
Let's renew our vows so that I can start a 'Wedding Ideas' board on Pinterest and not feel weird about it. Haha funny but So true!!
My 'Someday Board' = places I want to go and cultural things I want to expirence. Most women's 'Someday Board' = future weddings they can't afford, clothing and items for babies they may never have.... #Bedifferent
10 years next month!
Good idea. I have a wedding board and have been married for 13 years :)
So true!! It doesn't matter how you're doing on your finals as long as your future husband is acing his.
You and I are absolutely perfect for other people.
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Story of my life. Lol
You and I are absolutely perfect for other people. | Breakup Ecard
You're the type of horrible, gossipy bitch I'd like to invite to be my new best friend.