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Sorry, that mommy has to teach you how to be a man. Daddy, was more of a bitch, than we initially thought.

Sorry, that mommy has to teach you how to be a man. Daddy, was more of a bitch, than we initially thought.

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Sometimes, I miss you. Then, I remember what a douche you were and how awesome I am. And then I'm like, "No. I'm good."

Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

and blame the bff for your material o' the day, while I walk in on the act in our own bedroom!

and blame the bff for your material o' the day, while I walk in on the act in our own bedroom!

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