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I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

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Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

"I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet."

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet.

all day everyday...

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

Absolutely!! @Anna Totten McGee

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

habitual liars and fake people pictures and posts | No matter what's going on in the house, this thread should not be on ...

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

Help, I've started Pinteresting.....and CaN't stop!!!

I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house. My mom

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

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