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Funny Encouragement Ecard: You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

All the time. And everyone's laughing but you. So you laugh halfheartedly and people stare at you like you're weird. ALL THE TIME.

They don't know my milk to cereal ratio. They don't know what size spoon I want. They don't know me or my life.