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Just when I think my son is a little carbon copy of his father.That he inherited nothing from me. He trips over his own feet and slams into a wall. I say to myself.ah.there I am. Haha, so true!

Dumb Mom’s Guide. How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night.

How to Get Your Kid to Sleep Through the Night

hope your are this hard to get into bed when you are 18 hahahaha

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.

Funny Family Ecard: The longer I stay in the shower, the longer I can pretend that the kids aren't fighting or destroying my house.unless they are doing both IN the bathroom

Aunty Acid's Office Manual

Aunty Acid's Office Manual (Hardcover)

kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves

funny motherhood quotes "Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

I don't run. So if you see me running, you'd better start running too. Because if I'm running- something is chasing me!

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

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