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It's impossible to slowly tip toe around without activating your T-Rex arms

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Seal laughs!!!   ♥ d

Laughing so hard noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. Source: You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly (Fb)

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I call my cat a traitor because he will leave me to go cuddle with my sister.

I never said I hated you

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

haha!

Applies to most of the people on my fb, santa, clothes, dictionary, christmas

And then everyone looks at you strange because you can't talk and sit there clapping like a retarded seal...

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

Good question!

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look.that one is shaped like an idiot." - Post by satan on Boldomatic.

HA! rolling-on-the-floor-laughing

hasn't every girl?

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-If your boyfriend/girlfriend is mad at you, put a cape on them, and say "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh, marry them.

Yes indeed.

Totally me in a haunted house! Or yeah.basically anywhere dark.

haha

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

45 Funny Quotes That Are Too Awesome To Miss - Page 2 of 5 - LADnow

45 Funny Quotes That Are Too Awesome To Miss

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

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