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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body-George Carlin.

For me, I try to let go of BS and not control others. But can't they just read this and see they are the dumb ones??

One of my favorite sayings.Your reaction and how you choose to live each day makes all the difference.

Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake.  Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.  -Martin Luther King Jr.

Never, never be afraid to do what`s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society`s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.

George Carlin

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is men are stupid.

George Carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity! George Carlin~ Well said.

Great quote from George Carlin  http://sussle.org/t/Inspiration

Learn to add life to your years! Serious wisdom from a funny man!

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." - Abraham Lincoln.  - Sometimes we need to look at the situations in our lives in a positive way...

Words from Abraham Lincoln. We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." This quote from George Carlin always makes me feel VERY SMART indeed!

all creatures great and small...

animals nature photography - gregory colbert ashes and snow - chicquero girl elephant

and they aren't always who you think they are!

"When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with glad cries of 'Me, too!' be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe." HOORAY FOR WEIRDOS!

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