Rottenecards - I don't broadcast my relationship or my finances. Just know that I'm not missing any meals, and I'm far  from lonely.

Rottenecards - I don't broadcast my relationship or my finances. Just know that I'm not missing any meals, and I'm far from lonely.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Every Monday I start a new diet, and every Friday, I find myself having this conversation.

Every Monday I start a new diet, and every Friday, I find myself having this conversation.

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

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