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You guys are going to get Pretty Drunk then these next few weeks!!

Funny Baby Ecard: New drinking game: have a shot everytime your pregnant friend posts about her baby. Should get drunk pretty quickly. You are welcome non-baby having friends.

Funny Baby Ecard: When someone brags on Facebook about being pregnant, I want to brag about how much I'm going to drink tonight.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If someone would just go ahead and invent diet wine or calorie-free vodka, we wouldn't have to worry about being such fat asses anymore.

Funny Baby Ecard: If you insist on bragging about your marriage and baby on Facebook, I'm going to retaliate with my awesome drunk vacation photos.

NOT guilty.However, if you change the candy bar to COTTON CANDY.Then maybe I could be found guilty.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Let's open a new store called Forever 39. We can sell wine and spanx.

Let's open a new store called Forever We can sell wine and spanx. Omg I'm closer to 39 than

I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew wed be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. just-plain-funny-shit

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thank God for that 'Hide from Newsfeed' Button.

Sure, now people with no balls can just avoid deleting someone. It's a passive aggressive lead-on.

I see some "broke" chick that cries that I have a new car and she doesn't, that her kids shoes don't fit cause she's so poor, sure as hell has her beef Jerky skin happening again. That fake bake is killing you girl. No teeth and wrinkles. Sexyyyy!

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

Infertility, male factor infertility, ttc, ttc trouble

Things to never say to a woman experiencing infertility

SO SO TRUE! 'Trying to get pregnant is the fun part!' Obviously you've never tried to get pregnant.

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