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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother

I love How I Met Your Mother! <3

How I Met Your Mother! Go Robin! Random Dude: So where are you from? Robin: Yeah, I'm a ghost. I died 15 years ago like that pickup line

hahaha. love this. didn't think it was appropriate for my funny board, so i pinned it here.

"Real Men Like Big Booty Bitches" -Justin Timberlake; I guess real men like me & I like them too ;

And God said, "Let there be the Hemsworth brothers." babes.

And God said, "Let there be the Hemsworth brothers." Funny thing is the third Hemsworth ain't nice to look at.

Friend zone... true story. Gotta share this cuz it's DEADLY ACCURATE in many cases. And funny as well.

There's no such thing as the friend zone. Just like guys don't want to date every girl they meet, we just don't want to date every guy. It's an excuse to call it the friend zone.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

"Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but likes them?"  Can't wait to have someone like this!

How I Met Your Mother quote from Ted "Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but likes them?

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What are you favourite Barney Stinson ? What are you favourite Barney Stinson : “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second.

it can apply to admins too...we have a lot of power...hello, ruler of the copy room and office supplies! :)

I was told today that this is perfect for me. "Would I rather be feared or loved? easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

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