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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

this is my life.. if my legs are shaved either someone is especially important or there is an important event where my legs will be exposed

me: god shaving legs is such a bitch! i hate it -__- adam: i never said you had to shave your legs! :P me:but you like smooth legs dont you?

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Everyday.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Ts.....

See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

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