Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!
This stay-at-home dad writes on post-it's and leaves them all over the house as reminders of what to do/not to do, while raising his son. they are so funny because they are so true!i love how he calls his wife his permanent roommate.
I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)
If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)
A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk