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My mom emailed this to me today: Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks.

….and by the time i'm done having children I will be certifiably brain dead :) TAKE MY DRIVERS LICENSE NOW! jt

If a bone or foreign object is not protruding from your body and there's no blood, I don't want to hear it.

funny but true!!! this happened to me this weekend! my real closet just doesn't compare to my pinterest closet.