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I'm going to kill that spider!Unless it moves two centimeters then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it. lol that is totally me all the way!

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

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"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

I thought I was the only one! 0.0  http://pinterest.com/all/?category=humor#

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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I'm not FAT, I'm overstuffed with awesomeness! Yea, that's right bitches! Ok ok, it's just fat :-(

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Lol

Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

There is nothing quite like turning into a fucking ninja because a piece of your own hair landed on your arm and you thought it was a spider.

Funny Confession Ecard: There is nothing quite like turning into a fucking ninja because a piece of your own hair landed on your arm and you thought it was a spider.

Hahahahahaha

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I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

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