Higgs Boson Pickup!

I think this is the corniest Christian pickup line I've ever heard

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

b for bel: Best Pick-Up Line EVER

library pun

My poor hypothetical Cumberbatch children. *goes and cries in a corner as Emily Stone laughs at my tears* This one's for you Emily Stone. She knows who I mean.

nerdy science jokes :)

Haha. Pick up line.

hahhahaa. good one

Great pickup line 1

Totally worth reading all the way thru

haha! I love him!