I love my tequila
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Tequila is a sneaky bitch. One minute you're dancing like a sexy mofo and the next you're on the ground, pantsless, making out with a shoe.
I've never made out with a shoe, but that's probably cause I couldn't find it.
If by "shoe" they mean "someone I shouldn't be" then absolutely correct.
never had this happen, I'm proud to say. but hilarious
Hate when this happens !!!
Hello Saturday night!!!
sounds about right
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I think I'm emotionally constipated cause I haven't given a Shit in Days!! C: Ecard humor funny laugh
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I think I am emotionally constipated cause I haven’t given a shit in days......this is hilarious
oh e cards, you never fail to make ne laugh!
ha! Emotionally constipated #E Card
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I wish I could just automatically have this sent from my phone whenever I drink! Lol
It's a probably a good thing that I don't have time to drink anymore!
Drinky drink...ha, classic! A friend of mine says that all the time.
Your ecards: I didn't text you, the vodka did
Friends dont let friends drunk text...
hide the phone when drinking
Very true on certain nights
This is truth
Your e- card
MY life. Lol
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"I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the f*cking face but can't." Hah. Ever feel this way after a breakup?
I'm not #crying b/c I'm #sad I'm crying b/c I can't #punch you in the #face but I can't #LetsGetWordy
I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the face but I can't
Because I want to punch you in the face - basically how I feel every single day at work
This is totally me!! I'm a crier not a fighter lol
Pretty much everyday of my life.;) Just saying
How I feel during an argument with husband
Everyday. Of. My. Life.
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Pretty sure I haven't laughed out loud like that about a some ecard in a while.
Tequila makes your clothes fall off.. wait, I think I've heard that before.
oh tequila i just died laughing @Nicole Novembrino Macy
i guess its good i dont drink tequila haaaa
haven't been there but it makes me laugh
The reason I quit drinking tequila...
tequila makes her clothes fall offff
that is funny stuff right there!!
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And this is why you remove your eye makeup! Well, that and the fact that mites are gonna eat your eyelashes off at night if you don't. I sell oil free Mary Kay eye makeup remover y'all! Hahaha
guilty... after a night out, washing my face is replaced with stuffing my face.
that's because i'm too lazy to take off my makup at night 9 times out of 10
I'm a makeup artist and never wash my face at night =/
Last nights smoky eye makeup
#mylife #morningafter 😖
truth. All the time
So true! I think I am "life threatening" allergic to exercise. Hahahaha
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Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
Very Funny E Cards | Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it ...
I Exercised Once, But Found I Was Allergic lol.. funny ecards
Exactly!!! #quotes #life #funny #expression #laugh
exercise, hmm...could be dangerous #funny #ecard
Terrible thing, exercising..
#funny #humor #exercise
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nah, I don't want to make folks gag. I'll be the Watermelon Vodka you add to your Slurpee.
I'm making tea, want some? No? How 'bout Tequila Sunrise?
Not everyone's cup of tea? TEQUILA! :D
no joke.. this is my life.
perfect for my life
hahaha so true!
Stupid Quote | A day without dealing with #stupidpeople #ecard #stupidquote
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A day without dealing with stupid people is like...
pretty much my life lol (minus the vodka)
Oh, stupid people... they're EVERYWHERE!
A day with out stupid people
Haha! Story of my life!
Make mine tequila. LOL!
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Drunk text! Who does this anymore?!? I FB status when I drink lmmfao jk
drunk texts are funny. I don't drink liquor but this amused me.
love these ecards. Many of them are my own thoughts...
It was probably Irish whiskey if I'm being honest ...
something to save for those drunk text moments..
Love your drunk text ... should I post some ???
My life story...
Whiskey Made Me Do It Tank...TRUTH! Whiskey makes me cray ;)
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Whiskey Made Me Do It Tank...TRUTH! Whiskey makes me do weird things after late night hours. Lol. Good time phone calls.
whiskey made me do it tank. I need one that says tequila though. I don't drink whiskey.
whiskey made me do it tank(why I quit drinking whiskey after college!) :)
Whiskey Made Me Do It . This is why I can't drink brown liquor!!!
I want one but instead say tequila made me do it tank lol
Drink and Dial?! ;) (Just saying it makes me laugh)
Whiskey Made Me Do It Tank I need this in my life
Mine would do say " Vodka made me do it"
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
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Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Funny baby products. "Pull to sound alarm" pacifier. Clever =D Repinned from Beverlyann Nash-Gibson
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Pull To Sound Alarm Pacifier Funny! #Parent humor #pacifier #babies
i wish they had this pacifier when my kids were babies. too funny.
Too funny!! And oh, so true if your baby loves their pacifier!!
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Pull to Sound Alarm Pacifier - best baby gift ever
So true - funny - baby stuff ....
Good baby gift idea!
Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose a shoe before midnight you might want to cut down on the tequila. Fairy Tales & Tequila
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This actually applies to a time in my life! LOL!
So true! It might be time to calm it down
if isn't a fairytale.... eCard
Everybody have a tequila story
Oh, that darn tequila
I know for a fact Im not everyones cup of tea and whisky is an aquired taste ;)
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I'm not everyones cup of tea. lol
Whisky is more than tea anyhow!
ain't that the truth! (: ha
I'm too spunky to be tea!
Ain't that the truth.
Tea & whiskey? So me!
MASH, oh how many times we did that!
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Brad Pitt got around in our middle school mash games.
Ha ha..Good Old Mash games @Julia O'Brien
the good ol' days of elementary school
Hello Middle School games...
Old School *MASH* Game....
Always played MASH lol!
good times <3
I literally laughed for way too long at this :-)
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I just spent the last hour re-pinning... and what do I have to show for it? Numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs. Thank you Pintrest. | Confession Ecard
Haha! I don't always repin from the bathroom, but when I do I get numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs.
I shouldn't admit it, but this is so true. "I just spent the last hour re-pinning... and what do I have to show for it? Numb feet and the toilet print on the back of my thighs. Thank you Pinterest."
Hahahahaha. So true one to many times.
So funny cause it's so true!
I thought this was funny!
~*~Giggles~*~ JLK 2015
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
My life 😂😂
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Or rum. Or Jack Daniels. This could be a lucrative business venture, actually.
This could be a lucrative business venture, actually.
They should make vodka lip gloss | eCards
"They should make Vodka lip gloss."
I would buy vodka lip gloss! :)
That would be nice.
Ummm tea please!
Omg! So true.
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I wish my employee evaluation form has a line item for "tolerating a psycho"... in which case I have exceeded expectations | eCards
Funny Workplace Ecard: I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for 'tolerating a psycho'--in which case I have exceeded expectations.
I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for "tolerating a psycho"...
Employee evaluation _ E Card _ toooooooo funny !!
Omg!!! I can stop laughing! So true!
This is the truth! #ecard #funny
Employee evaluation. So True....
lovin' the funny quotes