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My man is a hunter and we're both good with fire arms; I have my perfect partner for the zombie apocalypse!

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, and not doing it because you'd miss them. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty freaking annoying. he's annoying EVERDAY.

I don't know why this struck me as so funny! I don't feel that I AM in a good place spiritually! haha