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I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.

I don't usually post these things on Facebook. But seriously. Wish some people would read this and take a hint. ;)

from . running with spoons .

. laughter is the best medicine

hahaha soooo true when you're asked to "partner up" in anything and you have a friend there.