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Anything that's not sleep, sex, or bacon. Mostly sleep and sex doe.

especially ones that can't stay out of your business and have big mouths!!!!

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

the most important pledge to make to your best friend.  Truth

As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you…

CUDDLING It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection...

Funny eCard - Cuddling - Funny Image, Quotes , Lists, Jokes and More.every time my fiance and I lay down lol

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Now that’s funny, SO glad I don’t have to deal with that any more!! D Funny quotes humor laughs

Ecard: Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

We told him over and over again not to play her narcissistic controlling games...luckily he has found someone new and I have never seen him happier.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as i did. maybe i should've listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being.

Oh yes!! Gentleman in the street and Christian Grey is the sheets

"Every girl wants a gentleman in the street and a Christian Grey in the sheets.

Sometimes I miss being friends... But then I remember you're a bitch.

Awful and yet so hilarious.I don't have ex friend issues but this made me laugh lol I know some can relate.

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