I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. This sounds like something Sophie would say...

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. This sounds like something Sophie would say...

There are two types of people in the world: those who pee in the shower and liars.

There are two types of people in the world: those who pee in the shower and liars.

:) http://media-cdn1.pinterest.com/upload/211035932508864387_2uz3P18R_f.jpg ellenx ha ha

:) http://media-cdn1.pinterest.com/upload/211035932508864387_2uz3P18R_f.jpg ellenx ha ha

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

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