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In my daughters case it was a given that the statistics were actually 10 out of 10 had she been children.did that make sense? Of course it did- because I'm awesome.

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused - My daily life! :)

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

I totally did in M.S.!

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Moms ... The only people who know the true meaning of 24/7. #Humor

Not just mamas, but daddies too! My kids have an awesome dad who manages to work 14 hrs a night, then stay awake most of the day to take care of them while i work!

We have a saying in my family. "Your siblings are always there for you when you need them... and not at ANY other time."

Older siblings to younger siblings. Younger siblings to older siblings. All siblings to each other for sport, really. There's so many buttons to push and it's an art form to know the exact right moment to push one.

Fun sign at one of my favorite Chicago restaurants for Breakfast and lunch Blue Max Cafe----26 Lathrop Ave, Forest Park, IL. great atmosphere, kid friendly, adult friendly, and yummy homemade food. AND a sense of humor! What more could you want??

My mum always let me lick the beaters, turning them off and removing them first of course. Sometimes I even lick the beaters now as a grown up lol

You+can+have+him...soon+enough,+he+will+show+you+his+true+colors.+Taste+the+rainbow,+bitch!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You can have him.soon enough, he will show you his true colors. Taste the rainbow, bitch!

No matter what life throws at me... ...at least I don't have ugly children!

No matter what life throws at me.at least I don't have an ugly child!

To my daughter who likes to argue with me. Where do you think your attitude comes from? GIVE IT UP! I have decades more experience than you do... | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: To my daughter who likes to argue with me. Where do you think your attitude comes from? GIVE IT UP! I have decades more experience than you do.

Sorry that a decision that does not affect you at all is having such an effect on you.

Never base your life choices based on the opinions of people who don't have to live with the result.

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