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amen.

haa YES. so thankful! - Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.

I wish every time I Pinned a new outfit, it automatically went to my closet.

these are the things that i wish. all the time on here. i wish the outfit i liked magically appeared in my size, in my closet and I looked as fabulous in them as the people who wear them in my pins

Learned that in sixth grade.

You don't write alittle, abunch, acantaloupe, aporkchop. So don't write alot. I'm going to start writing acantaloupe.

I'm terrified of a world in which spanking is socially acceptable. Shame on the person who made this pin.

I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. ----OMG, no kidding. The entitled generation of "adults" that think the world revolves around them.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

I'm fine with my pale skin. Pale skin used to be treasured now its better to look like an orange.

Yes! That miserable customer.... they are ruining your mood, but all you know is that it can only get better once they stop cursing and leave already! lol

Some people like long walks under the moonlight. As for me, I like short walks to the buffet line.

Funny Flirting Ecard: And then the Lord said, 'Let there be Luke Bryan'. And it was good.

He is hot, and he is good at music. And for the record, rain does "make corn." And corn makes corn. It's like "Man, I hope it rains today because I could really go for some corn.

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil. A really tasty, and quick, pasta side dish. Great…

Orzo with Parmesan and Basil

It's called diarrhea of the mouth. Some people don't know when to shut their mouths!

I don't want to be a grown up anymore. It's not nearly as much fun as it was supposed to be.

When your a kid all you want to do is grow up.then when you grow up all you want is to be a kid again. Life is soooo much easier when your a kid!

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