If I had a nickel...
Boyfriend, If I Had A Nickel
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid, I'd have a sock full of nickels to beat you with...
If I had a NICKEL for every time I saw a grammar/spelling error in these eCards, I'd have a sock full of NICKELS to beat you with. And also a grammar/spelling book.
I'd have sock full of nickles... I hate to admit it ... This is how I really feel about some people!
...I'd have a sock full of nickels to beat you with...reminds me of a sock of butter
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid...
...I'd have a sock full of nickels to beat you with...
for you Sela...stop giving me nickles!!!
I'd have sock full of nickles...
Def my boyfriend.
Every time I asked my mom for something…
Adult Humor, Ace Ventura Funny, My Childhood, Giggle, Nailed It, Mom Laughed, Funny Stuff, So Funny
POTD by: @TitaniumMILF From: Adult Humor +18 ~Literally laughed for like 5 minutes over this. Try to get that face out of your mind... ~ Lmao!! Congratulations Tatanium MILF!! I laughed my butt off for the same reason! I mean... Look at his face! (^<^) it's priceless!! Thank you for adding your humor and sharing it with us.
alrighty then! why is that saying so funny?
Nailed it! Jim Carey is awesome!!!
Hahaha so funny and so true!
Hahahah! This is so funny!
Hahaha so funny @valisha81
Hahahaha my childhood
My mom laughed
THE FACE XD
Why did I unfriend you?
ahahah so true.... wish i could really say this to some people.
E Card, Some People, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
my reasoning exactly, true story.
i love your e cards!
Haha funny stuff
story of my life
True story!! lol
A collection of funny things we find while wasting time online.
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Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate...
My Husband, My Life, You'Re Welcome, So True, Inappropriate Jokes, Katie O'Malley, So Funny, Totally Me, Inappropriately Awesome
I'm only repining this because I'm wondering what inappropriate jokes have to do with little foriegn boys playing with lizards...
story of my life. except that the shit i say is completely inappropriate in any situation.
catch phrase for my life.
This is SO my husband!
This is so true lol
You're welcome :)
Yeah, totally me.
i'm STILL laughing....
Feeling, Truth, Well Said
that awkward moment (when you think awkward is spelled weird)
~ That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.
so awkward... @Andrea Wagner!!!! I think you feel this!
I have this awkward moment... EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Lol I feel like this for a few people..
that awkward moment when..
I know that feeling :)
I would have a whole lot of time for him!
Adam Levine, Make Time, Funny Picture, Funny Meme, Funny Stuff, Adamlevine
hahaha just looked up "ain't nobody got time for that" and found this, too funny not to repin! I can make time for Adam Levine!
funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that for Adam Levine! Oh yes, I have time for that!
funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that: YESSSSSS! anything for adam levine!
Adam Levine always got time for him:)
Yep. I got time for that. #adamlevine
I got a lotta time ! ;)
Funny stuff ;)
funny Mother's Day cards! funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that Funny images Funny Pictures Of The Day – 75 Pics Funny
Funny fitness ads funny Things are different in Australia… The Big Bang Theory funny meme ain’t nobody got time for that. Omg I got time for Adam!!
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.
Hahaha rude, I know. But so funny!
Funny Friendship Ecard: HAHAHA!!!
Funny Friendship Ecard
LOL funny stuff!
This is the story of my life with my sister Jenna. I never finish a sentence.
Pet Peeves, Biggest Pet, My Sister
This is for my sister.... happens to her a lot!
Haha! This is a pet peeve of mine for sure.
All the time in this household!
BIGGEST.FREAKIN.PET PEEVE. Omg.
biggest pet peeve evarrrr
This actually made me laugh
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People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Workplace Ecard: People that pronounce vase like "voz" make me want to punch them in the foz.
pronounce vase like "voz" haha made me laugh so hard
haha!!! funny and oh so true!!!!!!
Omg...I can't stop laughing!!!
so funny but so true :D lol!
haha!!! funny yet so true!
Funny Pictures, 2Nd Amendment, Pissed Off, Thought, We The People
We the People ARE PISSED OFF. I have this in a t-shirt made by the talented patriots at http://shop.graphicsourcesigns.com/
The Republican/Tea Party started all this Racial Divide the day President Obama was elected. Republicans basically gave a "Green Light" to all the Bigots, Racist, Gun Nuts and The Mentally Disturbed to say and do the most Vile, Despicable things to The President, Minority's and Gays. I Blame Republicans for the Horrible Racial Divide in this country today and I'm Pissed Off!!! Rotten Republicans
I CAN'T SAY THIS ENOUGH THAT WE ARE PISSED OFF.....BECAUSE OF THE DO NOTHING CONGRESS......GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE THINGS BETTER FOR OUR COUNTRY AND IT'S PEOPLE.....HOW MANY TIMES DO WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO TELL YOU THIS...I WANT THINGS BETTER FOR OUR COUNTRY AND IT'S PEOPLE....SCREW THE DAMN PARTY....WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN PARTY..I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR OUR COUNTRY...GET IT NOW?.....WAKE UP CONGRESS!!AND MAKE THINGS HAPPEN FOR GOD'S SAKE
WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED OFF DECAL STICKER FUNNY CAR TRUCK SUV OBAMA OBAMACARE
"We the People -- who are NOT corporations -- are PISSED OFF!" VOTE Blue!
Dump A Day Random Funny Pictures - 48 Pics
God Bless America
LMBO!!! For real! ;)
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Excuse me madam, may I waste the next 2 years of your life with my emotional immaturity & inability to commit to a mature relationship? [Too true - breakupchicken.com]
Funny Breakup Ecard: Sounds familiar but I don't give then 2yrs I usually only give them 3mo.
Story of my life! Though for some reason I allow it to go for 5 years!
Been there, done that (only I think it was 4 years!)
2 years, 5 years, what's the difference???
why yes please...story of my LIFE
Hmmmmm.... or 4 years? Lol
Story of my life!! omg!!!!
What’s that thing?
this really made me laugh. out. loud.
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"That thing." Not that I object to man bags, but this made me laugh.
It's funny, but I still want to know what the heck the red thing is.
What you really dont see that huge red thing of Obama?!?! Really?
what the fuck is that thing? that's a satchel, or "man purse".
What’s that thing?....why did I find this so funny?
I'm not sure why this is so funny.
What’s that thing? #tumblr #funny
Can't stop laughing
Lol....read the comment!!!!!!!: Giggle, Funny Beach Man Purse Red Tall, Satchel, Humor, Funnies, Red Thing, Indiana Jones
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I'm not quite sure why this struck as being so funny...
You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up. | eCards
Haha such a bratty thing to say... But so funny! ;)
To the old guy with his not so funny jokes!
HAHAHAHAHA GOLD @Allison j.d.m j.d.m
Why do I find this so funny
I literally laughed out loud at this one
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and find out their profile is public, I'm like a kid in a candy store. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
I admit to being a facebook stalker. it has it's upsides...
and when it's private i'm so sad...
Lol its so funny because its true
Yup. I am a facebook stalker.
This is how I FB stalk!
so funny and so true
hahah my life!
You're not allowed to enjoy the things I do...
I hate you.
Giggle, Favorite Quote, E Card, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.
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This is sadly how my mind works--haha me too. stuff-that-makes-me-laugh
I LOVE my kids but so true.
Story of my life lol :)
this made me giggle.
True story :)
Just For Laughs
A little fun with e-cards (15)
I got time
Time Fo, Countryboys, Country Girl, Country Boys, Funny Pictures, Sweet Brown, Make Time, Funny Stuff
funny country girl pictures | Country boys | Random Overload!! yes! @Chelsea Rose Danielle
Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins Vs. Country Boys! "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That..."
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 45 Pics Oh man I died laughing just on the pin!
Country boys… I can MAKE time for THAT!!!
I got a little time fo dat! ;-)
sweet brown makes me laugh
Sweet Brown, Country Boy!
Funny pictures about Country boys.... Oh, and cool pics about Country boys.... Also, Country boys... photos.
Maybe I got a little time.: Time, Country Boys, Countryboys, Country Girl, Quote, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies
Bad Breathe Humor, But Seriously, Some Ecards, Bad Breath Humor, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Funny Bad Breath Quotes
Free, Flirting Ecard: Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking? | Flirting Ecard
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY...MY MOM ALWAYS SAID IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU A BREATH MINT TAKE IT
Hahaha! Omgoodness!!! Too funny I want to do this all the time at work!
Bahahahahahahha omg I would so do this alllllllllll the time!!!!!
hahaha. i wish i could hand out breath mints to my patients!!!
How I feel literally all the time
just be wrong :)
Remember This, You Re Wrong, Some People, My Husband, Thought, Funny Stuff, West Wing
I have thought this when I "KNOW" I'm right. But actually saying this would probably make the disagreement so much worse.
Actually laughed out loud when I read this! My husband will start hearing this on a regular basis!
Need to remember this for future use.
...and get used to it. #westwing
Some days and some people
You’re wrong - Sassified
Hahahaha funny stuff :)
Love the West Wing
You may not axe me a question.
Yes! Thank you.
Remember This, Speak Walmart, Pet Peeves, So True, Funny Stuff, Laughed Wayyyy, So Funny, Literally Laughed, People Of Walmart
Hilarious! I don't speak Walmart. Sorry couldn't resist
I know this is mean, but its my pet peeve!! Its ASK!!!!!
literally laughed out loud....this is so funny
I laughed wayyyy more than I should have
I gotta remember this one!
i dont speak walmart...
One of my pet peeves!
People of Walmart
lolol so true
Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...