May you never realize there aren't enough hours in the day for everything I say I'm busy doing to avoid you.

Poor Gabriel! Maybe this is why he doesn't like lucifer and Michael, heaven didn't haves place for him......

Don't mind if I do.

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Cannot. Stop. Laughing! :D

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Bless you, not.

It's not you, it's me finally realizing you're terrible for me.


We should probably get therapy for all these issues we conceal with humour. ecards

geez... leave me the hell alone...

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I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes. Seriously I did some shopping today and I didn't even want to look in the mirror. I hate shopping for miss me jeans. It freaks me out that my size won't fit me anymore.

I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. | College Ecard |

This job is a test...

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