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Why Tina Fey is the perfect woman

but seriously though? this is a way to a girls heart not drinking. by buying someone a drink its saying hey I might like you if we are both drunk enough where as giving a girl food its saying hey your beautiful and skinny how about some deep fried cheese

soooo true for all the skinny complainers at school. shutttt uppp!!!!! if i have to hear one more time how fat you are bc you cant fit into a size 4 anymore i might punch you. Not my comment but brilliant

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.