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Happy Mothers Day

Amber says,"Thanks for loving me through my awkward childhood years when I didn't know if I was a boy or a girl, thanks to my fabulous haircut.

hah i love this. im obsessed with spelling and grammar.

my life. and it should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like I (am)." because technically you're saying "like me is" .if we're going to be grammatically correct.


Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

.HAHA. my life.

Every time I go out in public and see people I know.

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

pretty sure this was me being told...because i assume i'm dying alone with 40 cats and a jar of peanut butter(;

Resigning to Be a Cat Lady Early On is Sad

I am well on my way to becoming a Crazy Cat Lady. Pretty sure this is what my mom knew when I was young.

Who needs to be self-reliant when you can always fall back on marrying someone rich?  SMH...

Plan A: Be a nurse, make my own money. Plan B: Marry a doctor, shop with his money.

Happy Nurses Week to someone who has seen more penises than a prostitute.

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: Happy Nurses Week to someone who has seen more penises than a prostitute.

National Lampoon's Vacation- "We're all gonna have fun. So much fucking fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of you're assholes!

Sweetened is the only way you'll have your tea. | 40 Signs You Grew Up Eating Southern Food

Community Post: 40 Signs You Grew Up Eating Southern Food

#Quotes #Funny #Moms #Truth #Dads

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

AHHHHHH just watched this movie last night. i feel like i have a deep intellectual connection to that movie

Ecard // Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text // the notebook

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol