Pretty much sums me up!
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Sorry friends... but this is so true for me right now. Made me laugh! Take no offense... I still love all your little kiddos!
So true. All my friends are havin babies and I'm sitting here staying up as long as I want, spending money on whatever I want haha
Free, Confession Ecard: I'm so excited you're having a baby. And even more excited I'm not.
Ha ha!! So True! Love babies, don't get me wrong, but I'm so passed having them!
I'm so excited you're having a baby. And even more excited I'm not. True story.
So true! I will love your baby, spoil him/her and give them right back! Hahaha!
Excited you're having a baby. Thank god I'm not. Congrats. - ecards
Hahaha so funny and so true
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Haha sad but this is so true for some parents // is there an otterbox for babies?
Funny Baby Ecard: Here's to hoping I drop you a lot less then my phone.
Cause you can't put on otterbox on a baby:/
So true... My poor future children.. lol
This is my hope for my future children!
you can't buy otterboxes for babies!
Do they make otterbox for baby?
hahahaha sad but funny!
:) too funny #babies
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lol. yes shes drunk. And maybe a bit crazy so if you spent three years being a shitty friend I would suggest running..lol
When I am drinking Tequila..
sometimes it just happens.
story of my life
Just so funny!!
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More pervert than lady I'd say. #funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
Truth... Crude humor is my weakness
I think I'm emotionally constipated, because I haven't given a shit in days.
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Bahahahahah. Gotta love finals week!
I feel this about many things.
bahaha.. so bad but so funny
Hahahahahhaha totally me
My life hahahaha
Haha so true!
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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool. #funny #ecards
@Lili Fernandez...your two favorite things- lemons and free stuff
The only "when life gives you lemons" quote I can deal with
When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.
when life gives you lemons... take them. #funny #quotes
i laughed out loud. free shit IS cool.
i giggled out loud. gol.
#freeshit is the best
Funny Confession Ecard: Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other. #ecards
Don't try to understand women. - Haha, this is so true!
Understanding Women. This made me laugh so hard.
So so true!! This made me laugh out loud!
Hahahaha!!! Funny stuff ; p
Quote understand women
#humor #ecards #truth
Best E card yet!
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Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps stupid mother-fucker EVERYTIME!! 😂 Lmao
It's kind of like rock/paper/scissors but real life.
@Brianne Park Story of my life right now. :)
bitch trumps stupid motherfucker
Rough language but oh so funny
Bitch quotes. Ex quotes.
Story of my life
omg. so true!
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I should get a bonus check for every week I make it through without slapping the stupid out of the fucktards I have to deal with. | Confession Ecard
Truth! Can't stop laughing at the word fucktard. haha
Oh. My. Goodness. Most amazing quote of my life.
If that ain't the truth! I cant stop laughing
Not a vegetarian but this quote is truth
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Literally ...STORY OF MY LIFE!
so true!!! story of my life
Thats funny stuff
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Too perfect. Again I feel the need to apologize but damn, it's funny stuff
You find it offensive? Funny!!
#lol #funny #humor
True Story check it out: rstyle.me/...
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My idea of cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places
The kids every time they have to clean lol
....this isn't classed as cleaning?
awesome and so true.
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd shave my legs for you. It might not seem like much, but believe me it's a lot. hahah but we all know its the truth.
Some e cards: I'd shave my legs for you. It might not seem like much, but believe me it's a lot
You better believe it! I am still laughing this is so me! HM
Funny Flirting Ecard: I shave my legs for you.
Such a true story.
Ahaha true story!
True story hahaha
funny but so true
true most of the time
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My #1 reason for being a bitch! | Funny quotes | Pinterest
My #1 reason for being a bitch! Truth
I literally laughed out loud.
Reasons why I'm a bitch...
But I get stuff done
Story of my life
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Funny Family Ecard: Yes.. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now... say I'm pretty.
I swear I've had this conversation with my husband!
Parenting win. Ha, this is so true for me!
Too bad my husband doesn't look at my pins
:) Hahahaha... so funny.. so true !
Totally my life right now....
Story of my life some days!
Parenting win @Kelly Taylor
To my husband....
Oh yes. I feel like this some days at work
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If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control #humor #funny #kids
so funny. kids and i dont always get along.
Funny: Kids NEEDING a TIMEOUT
hahahaha so funny
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So true! Singing to a song you don't really know.. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.
Just laughed out loud... this is SO true.
True story. Can't stop laughing
I love this quote lol
Bc I'm not psycho & never faked pregnancies and miscarriages & never stayed around when it was obvious he never cared for you all along.
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Yes, this is what I thought when I met Jeremy's ex, let it be said she was dressed like a hooker the first time I met her at a wedding HAHA
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Love when this happens...or when they stalk you on Facebook an Instagram and accidentally double tap ;) girl, those fake nails ratted you out
Oh man, I absolutely had to change the wording on this because it just hit way too close to home. Are you stalking me, Pinterest? lol
Should have used this when Kayla tried getting in my face! #exgirlfriend #better #bestgirlfriend #upgrade
Boom! This is how I feel every single time I meet an ex. Call me bitter, I don't care. Obviously you were missing something
FYI.... dont throw his clothes in the yard when HE supports you. Theres always someone else who has an empty drawer he can put them in....and that's why I gave in.
Seriously. I stopped to be nice but now you're making me want to run you over.