My mother does this when I drive....so she always wants to drive. Wonder if she will ever catch on that I do things I don't want to do badly so I don't have to do them. ;) like mowing the lawn when I was 16 in figure eights. Never was asked to mow again.

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You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.- I def don't have the dirty mind, but the dirty mouth is a diff story! And when I'm there will be NO holding back, whatsoever.

Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.

Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.

@Corey Winters Totally using this for the kids always nosing in to our conversations!

@Corey Winters Totally using this for the kids always nosing in to our conversations!

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