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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it. Lol but i'd never do that - i'd rather wash extra spoons for all the taste testing

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Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Enter your surname and learn it's meaning and origin.

What Does Your Surname Say About You? Enter Your Last Name To Find Its Meaning and Origin.

If I really like you, Ill be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I dont like you, Ill be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner 70,450 calories.

The day starts off so well. I know this shouldn't make me laugh but it's just so dang relatable!so me!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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