So true

SAD, oh sooooo SAD!


way better lol

mistakes quote

My wish for with my dad?

Yep, pretty much!

keeps getting better.

My family, my everything

This is so true about my family growing up!! Although I think most people knew we weren't normal after spending any time with my dad!

Yeah, come on people. Talk to each other. I see a Verizon commercial where Romeo is getting bad reception. "Meet you where? Or you'll be dead? What I can't hear you?"

The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you are swimming and when you are angry. #character

You know its true

If a woman asks you a question, it's better to tell her the truth because chances are, she's asking you because she already knows the answer..

This couldn't be more true.

it's funny, the guys I know who DO look like Calvin Klein models are a lot nicer to girls who don't, either.



He knows better than to try and unsterstand me hah

If any of you ever find yourself the object of crazy messages written by a very lonely, desperately unhappy person, gather your friends and laugh. Having a stalker with a wicked inferiority complex is awesome comedy!