Lol this is what my parents do now, what I'll probly do to my kids hahaha Crazy Mom Humor, First Time Parents Quotes, Mother Daughter Funny Quotes, Parenting Humor Ecards, Funny Mother Daughter Quotes, Funny Parent Quotes, Mother Daughter Quotes Funny, Crazy Mom Quotes, First Time Moms
LOL! So true!
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Funny Sports Ecard: Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.
#laughs #funny #mastersrealestategroup #realestate #sandiego #deorahmannion
this is SO true. especially for those overly-emotional guys... #truth
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: It's a status, not your diary.
Well Scooby u, Mr. E card!!!!
too funny!!! Yet so true
Funny but so True!
My funny quotes!
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Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom Isn't that the darn truth!!!
Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom. Pretty sure Mom does that on a daily basis. @myrna sales
Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom. For you Erica and Mary!!!!! It's called payback is a b@&#! Lol
Works for sons too. I am shocked how many times I have opened my mouth and my mother comes out.
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The fate of my future children. This is exactly me and my mama (:
This will be my children. This is so me so I'm told. Lol
If I ever have children, this is what will happen.
This will be my children! This is my children!
Sorry future children, this will be you.
My biggest pet peeve on those stupid do these for your husband/kids is don't nag well hey here's an idea... I wouldn't nag if you would just do what you are supposed to do. Lol
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Dear CHILDREN, Read this and understand me.... we have this convo DAILY!!!!! ugh... =) MC
hmmm this is good example of listening the first time
Get it right the first time, buster!
Do what i say the first time!
my life, period.
To my children
Oh My Freaking Stars!: House Plants & Kids
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This is so funny!! This is exactly why all my house plants are plastic....my friend gave me an air plant and I managed to kill that too.
Why I'm scared to have kids. I've never kept a house plant alive, not even bamboo.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: House Plants & Kids; but my kids didn't grow that big.
Most likely because house plants don't whine when they're hungry. :)
House Plants & Kids @Shannon Robb so proud of your kitchen plant
If house plants could whine and nag they'd be thriving, too.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: House Plants & Kids. #Storyofmylife.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: House Plants Kids
Funny "MOM" quote
I hate it when people say "She's really nice once you get to know her." They might as well say "She's a bitch but you'll get used to it."
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.'
She's a bitch but you'll get used to it. ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
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Some e Cards quote. So true.
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Mama Bear. I don't care what you say about me, but mess with my my kids and you'll be one sorry motherfucker!
Funny Family Ecard: I am about to show you what happens when you screw with one of my kids. You should probably brace yourself, this is going to hurt.
I say stuff like this all the time about what will happen to people if they mess with my future kids.
I know it's suppose to be funny However you mess with my kids You're sure to find out it ain't funny
plotting and rubbing stuff in kids faces hurt kids just as much as the mean words they say 👎😰
And when I say "my kids", I really mean MY STUDENTS. Don't mess with them.
there's a reason people say I'm like a mama bear- don't mess with my kids.
Truth. I'll put up with a lot, but don't mess with my kid.
mess with my kids quotes - Google Search
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Oh my goodness!!!! My daughter does things & I think "OMG she's my mini me", but when I do/say things my mother would I'm like "OMG I am my mothers daughter!" LOL
I think it's that my daughter is starting to act like me. Scares me more because I know what is coming.
I don't know what's scarier - that my daughter is starting to act like me or that I am starting to act like my mother.
Definitely that my daughter is starting to act like me. I couldn't have chosen a better person to become than my mom!
I think it is hilarious that my daughter is starting to act like me... not so much with me acting like my mom...
See this, my daughter? Maybe you know now why I wanted a granddaughter.
Seriously -- scares me -- my daughter will hate this!!
;) #mom #daughter haha for mom
God help me!
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I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.
OMG!!! I need to have this framed in my house. My daughter SO needs to see this
For all my daughters @jamie cook @amanda Shuff @randi painter @katie Shuff
Not my daughter, at least not yet, but soooooo freakin' funny!
Yup love my daughter but u better watch out Maddie G
Sorry Rachel! But this IS funny!! LOL
I might need this someday! lol funny
So true :)
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Things get more exciting as you get older and start caring less.
Ha ha! The TRUTH is a Beautiful thing!
What if this has been my life motto?
Looking forward to it :)
this can be a good thing
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
Mother's Day quote
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally McWilliam B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
this cracks me up.
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"Muffin Top" Jean Baking Cups - I'm pretty sure I need these. For... stuff. Things. I just... I NEED THEM, OK?!
muffin tops!!! There is something so wrong and yet so funny about these.
“MUFFIN TOP” JEANS baking cups... cute party idea or gifts for friends
So funny! Let it motivate you to rid yourself of that muffin top.
muffintops. funny. check-out girls always look like that...
Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds. ....laughing ...tooo...hard....
Muffin tops. This made me laugh! Love Fred stuff. :)
food. . and a pun. . MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS
Muffin tops: so dang funny
I'm soooo using this next time in a store when my children start to have a melt down because I say "no I'm sorry we don't need that"
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LOL... I tell my boys this ALL the time!! I'm even thinking of starting a Mean Moms CLUB!!
I'm going to remember this the next time one of my children tells me how mean I am!
I graduated top in my class from mean mommy school.
Meanest mommy in the world....
So true, just ask my boys
How my daughter sees me
Mean Mom Contract
I can relate
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Funny Family Ecard: By all means, please, leave everything you've touched today laying around the house. I love spending every one of my waking moments picking up your shit.
This is totally my life! And not just with the little kid, it's the "big kid" too.
So True! It's ok because that is what kids do - gotta love them! Just so funny.
Maybe not funny.. but only because the truth hurts and kids are pigs.
Funny but so so true and it's not just kids that can have this issue.
though it doesn't make me laugh cause it's so true
So True! Funny yes, but story of my life.
my life as a mom
...this made me laugh...
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You got in trouble for saying crap? That is not even a fucking swear word! This will most likely be me to my future children... sad but so fucking true.
My daughter is mad I won't like her say frickin'. It's close enough to a swear word for me to let it slide...
Funny Confession Ecard: You got in trouble for saying crap? That is not even a fucking swear word!
You got in trouble for saying crap? That is not even a fucking swear word! Thanks mom...
Lol. My daughter thinks this a swear word!!
How I will probably talk to my children ...
This would be my parenting style
Bahahaha! My life
good parent lol
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Funny Baby Ecard: When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.
When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
So true, my boys can tell you this!
Omg. So funny cause it's so true!
Lol true story of my childhood
Lol true story spankings
Bahahaha! True story :)
bahaha true story!!
hahah Lynsay Beavers Girts
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I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me. Said every mom everywhere!
How to go viral on Pinterest. Pin funny stuff! #47straight Going viral using social media. Using Pinterest for business.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.
This will be a true story some day lol
Yeah, I don't have kids but I laughed
Haha true story
True story lol
I'm a real parent. Missy?
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You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once. | Family Ecard
Why is this so funny to me?! Probably because its so true ...
probably the best ecard ever- haven't done this yet lol
AHAHAHA you're not a real parent... #ecards
Don't judge till you've had a teenager
Why is this so funny to me?!?!? Lol
Hahaha, I sooooo have done this!
Haha! CRACKED ME UP