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Yep...really and truly how I feel about THAT c u next tuesday

Things I Learned from Blissdom: Getting Comfortable With Conflict (and pet peeves!) - The Vintage Modern Wife reminds me of someone I know

this summs up a few of my favorite people

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

I actually prefer a  knerdy-knight with swag who wears shiny armor - fashioned from a  roll of aluminum foil -by his lady in waiting.  For obvious reasons, I won't let him touch that sharp metal cutter on the edge of the box.

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

Truth  all I do is speak truth ‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Truth 😉😉 all I do is speak truth 🤷‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free ...and three sizes smaller? | Confession Ecard

This is how i feel at work when i answer the phone :) Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

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So many people have this these days. you want something? get off your butt and work for it!

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Funny maybe, but TRUE!

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

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