Me, but then I send them a message saying hi and we become best-framily! I love them as best-framily! Although I already did because they're a part of the Internet Society but now it's another version of best framily love!!
This sentence has been rephrased so many times... This is the only accurate rendition I've found thus far. I don't care if the guy loves me or if he has milk and cookies or what. If he truly loves me, he's not gonna wake me up at 3 am with a text message.