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Went to the Dr. today, found out I was born with too much awesomeness. Most common side effect: an over abundance of HATERS.Turns out I'm gonna survive.

You've seen me unshowered with no make-up and loved me anyway. Best Friends. @Michael Dussert Jimenez

Men !!! This is so true !!! People either are getting stupid/er or they are playing stupid ...............

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'

Yes, I occasionally eat fast food, but there are worse things I could be putting into my body. Like your boyfriend's dirty dick.

That moment when you decide to punch your husband in the face While he's sleeping cause you'd rather Hear him bitch then listen to him snore.