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I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

I swear to God that this is my biggest pet peeve ever. Seriously. Makes me mad just thinking about it.

Well....I hope you step on a Lego....barefoot! or a race car, or a dump truck or hell, I hope you trip over the mower! lol

..sadly true! even though it is hilariously true so sad!

I hate that I can actually own up to this one, but I have said one too many times, "You don't want to play the being-an-ass game with me. You'll lose every single time." Some people challenge it. Others take my word for it. I would MUCH rather be nice to EVERYONE but there are a couple of handfuls who just had to learn the hard way.