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Working at Shoppers Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

I don't think you understand how these hormones work... you're gonna make me do something that'll end up on the news.