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Very true

Free, Confession Ecard: I don't have a "honey-do" list. I have a "I'll freaking do it myself" list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Few remaining brain cells...

Muhaha! Some people look out lol

lol

I feel this way after the guy at my table pointed his fork in my face...

All of the time

Free, Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Truth.

Your pity party on Facebook should have been created under events so we could have chosen to attend or not;).

blessing in disguise humor #funny #someecards

true!

I know a few these people actually! I wanna use this word!

"Thanks to Pinterest, when I win the lottery, I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want." #humor #funny #ecards #pinterest

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

#RT follow my fanpage: https://www.facebook.com/InternetNetworkMarketerIncMlmStrategist I'm not gunna lie, this is the only way I stay friends with some people..

@Jess Pearl Pearl Pearl Liu Powell