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why didn't I listen to that little voice inside saying "run, just run"  "no good will EVER come from this".

From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Def had these convos with most of my girls....Bri, Mexican babies??

Yes totally. Like we will laugh so loud and people are just like, "Are you okay?" And we just look at each other like, "You wouldn't get it.

HA!

and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder until i just cant get any weirder .haha just kidding . and weirder.

it would be funny if it didn't happen to me all the time.... (and! it should be "realize" not "realized" dang it)

story of my life. I feel like i need to start screaming out my stories so everyone can hear me---that awkward moment when you're telling a story and realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out an pretend you never said anything.

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hilarious (99 problems and the bitch aint one...if you don't catch the reference)

99 Problems & Aint 1 Shirts> I absolutely love this idea, hilarious!

My life completely

well, just the morning people and mornings. i do like some people.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's really in trouble.

I have two middle names. So one middle name is oh I'm not in the big of trouble. Two middle names. Pack everything you need and run you're in trouble!

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