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Don't you think I'd get more laundry done if I had this cute subway art hanging in my laundry room? I do!
Once o got pulled over with my seatbelt under my armpit. The officer says "Mamm, do u always wear your seatbelt that way? And may I ask why?" I looked him dead honest in the eye and grabbed my boobs "Have ya seen the things? Their freakin' huge!" I said with a shake. He laughed... No ticket.