One of those days
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Things to do today .... 1. get up .... 2. survive .... 3. go back to bed..pretty much
No laughing matter....Things to do today... Life of a chronic migraineur!
things to do today: 1) get up 2) survive 3) go back to bed
things to do. This is exactly how I feel today.
Gotta have a sense of humor!!
My life philosophy right now
my to do list for today lol
my thoughts every day
I remember those days!
Stuff, Quote, Funny, Keepcalm, Keep Calm, Baby, Mom, Kid
They don't make diaper bags big enough these days. Heck!, just pack a back pack for each kid. Even @ 5 yrs old, they need "stuff".
Keep Calm - parenting style | Pinned by KarmicFit | #parenting #parenthood #moms #motherhood #keepcalm #funny #humor #meme
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Keep calm, moms! I'm not a mom but when I take my baby niece out lol
Keep Calm & Carry ALL THE THINGS. #baby #diaperbag MY LIFE NOW
Mom life lol. Keep calm and carry your house in a diaper bag.
Keep Calm Mom Funny Parent Quote
OMG hilarious !!!!
Don T Shoplift, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Things, Butt Hole
This is your butt hole very funny videos - http://www.myfunjokes.com/other-funny/this-is-your-butt-hole-very-funny-videos/ #humor #jokes #funnypictures #animal #cat #haha #cute
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry but this is seriously gross slash the funniest thing of all time! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
This is your #butthole o and this is your #butt #hole in #prison O don't #shoplift #sign #LetsGetWordy
This is so terrible but couldn't stop laughing. Wonder what would happen if they really had these signs out.. Less shoplifting?
WORD! This is your butt hole () This is your butt hole in prison ( ) DON'T SHOPLIFT. Bahahahaha!!!!!! Funny saying / humor
Happy Thursday friends! Those of you who know me well, know that I am a "tell it like it is" kinda guy. If you don't want to know, don't ask. I am honest, forthcoming (sometimes too much), straight-to-the-point and I try and use humor in everything I do. Humor and laughing is UBER important in life. That is why I LOVE, love, love a business that uses humor to try and deter shoplifters. Hilarity ensues.
Just the word "butthole" alone makes me chuckle... But(t) this is funny.
This is your Butthole hahahahahah... Best Deterrent sign I've seen yet!
Pretty funny stuff
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Funny Cartoon Pictures of People | Funny old people cartoon | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much ...
Hilarious Jokes Cartoons | Funny old people cartoon Funny old people cartoon
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hilarious phony people cartoons | Funny old people cartoon
Relationship Humor -
another funny meme
Go ahead laugh!
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Hmmm there some people I can think of, that should be VERY grateful this is true
Only reason some people are still alive today.....
.and dont look good in prison orange...
I feel this way a lot... Haha
haha!! so true!
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teachers: funny that it looks like it takes place in a school
Bring alcohol. Ecard
Sayings, Inspiration, Life, Quotes, Truth, So True, Thought, Healing
"When you can tell your story and it doesn't make you cry, you know you have healed." This is so true! I remember a night at one of my friend's houses when we had her parents over, and when they wanted to know more than my stock surface answers to what was going on, as I told them, I found myself Sobbing. Embarrassing, but that's where I was at that point.
When your story doesn't make you cry, you know you have healed! #quote http://www.essentialpractice.ca/services/marriage-counselling-toronto/
This quote on healing resonated with me and others too. Can you tell a story without crying?
Inspiration | Sometimes we'll never heal. But that's the price of life I guess...
When your story doesn't make you cry, you know you have healed! #quote Truth.
Never thought of it like this
Proud to say I've healed 😊
SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW WERE DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS AS BABIES. SOME WERE CLEARLY THROWN IN THE AIR, HIT THE CEILING FAN, BOUNCED OFF THE WALL AND FELL OUT THE WINDOW. This was pinned to a board entitled "Things That Amuse Me". Before posting a rant below (and making an ass of yourself), Here's the definition of amuse: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amuse
Evil Duck, Evil Plotting, Giggle, Ducks, Funny Stuff, Plotting Duck
Evil plotting duck… I scrolled to the bottom and spit out my water cause I was laughing so hard
Evil plotting duck, crane game, hilarious. Could not stop laughing.
Evil plotting duck that made me laugh WAY too much!!!
Evil plotting duck… why. Why am I laughing at this.
Evil plotting duck… LAUGHED OUT LOUD
Evil duck hatching his evil plots...
SOON!!!!!! funny pic
The 4 stages.
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The 4 Stages of Life - Keep training smart to escape from Step 3! - gym humor, funny, LOL, jokes, fitness humor, fun. - If you like this pin, repin it and follow our boards :-) #FastSimpleFitness - www.facebook.com/FastSimpleFitness
The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus.
This is super adorable! Would totally get this for the holidays!
The 4 stages of life according to Santa Claus. LOL!
The 4 stages. I am in the 2 ND stage of life then
4 stages of life regarding Santa Claus
4 stages of life - Christmas version
Funny Meme - [The 4 stages.]
My first thought? "The Marvelous Wonderettes: Zombie Apocalypse"
50S Housewife, Zombie Game, Idea, Totally Play, Videogame, Video Games, Zombie Apocalypse
A zombie game for everyone, but especially the ladies... I don't even play video games and I would play that one!!! It needs to be done!
Idea for a video game: A zombie apocalypse that only affects men, leaving it up to the housewives of 1950s America to save the country!
Ok - I don't play video games (mostly because I am not gifted with hand-eye-button coordination - but I would totally "Play the shit out of this"
This game idea needs to be a thing that happens. I just think it'd be a fun twist on the usual FPS zombie video game.
I don't play video games but this is seriously awesome I think movie directors and fame designers should just surf tumblr looking for ideas imagine how awesome that would be
#housewife #50s #videogame. I hate anything zombie and I don't play video games but THIS I'd play!
I would totally play this game…I HATE video games, but I'm behind this idea 100000000%.
I would learn to play video games if this was a thing!
50s housewife zombie apocalypse video game
No actual harm? Just uncomfortable misery?
Enemies Funny, Giggle, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Smile, It S Funny, Evil Revenge Quotes, Leather Couches, Can'T Stop Laughing
"The inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time" lol
This is horrible, horrible but so funny. Only Peter gets me -_-
"mosquito bites in-between their toes" can't stop laughing!
Things I WOULD wish upon my enemies #funny #ecards
I'm crying! This is so funny.
I can't stop laughing!
It's A True Mystery
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Why food journaling (ie. myfitnesspal.com ) is helpful... Evening Espresso Photos : theBERRY
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Life is better when you're laughing :)
Evening Espresso Photos : theBERRY
Evening espresso (21 photos)
Sarah's Scribbles : Photo
i laughed way too hard at this..
Picture, Giggle, Funny Stuff, Thought, So Funny, Hand Towels, Can'T Stop Laughing
Actually, I thought it was a Ron Swanson hand towel, which was weird enough, but then when the guy said he didn't like to watch himself poop all I could think was: then why the hell would you take a picture of it?
OMG I can't stop laughing!! 'I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel!' lol... ( on a side note ... Can you imagine someone having a towel with your face on it .....?
'I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel' hahaha the things I literally laugh out loud to at midnight...
'I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel' hahaha I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!!!
'I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel' hahaha. Why is this so funny to me?
'I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel'. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing.
"I thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel" I can't stop laughing at this!
This made me giggle!
THIS MADE ME LAUGH
Stove, Cutting Boards, Giggle, My Husband, Funny, Funnies, Kitchen
Gosh I've got the giggles. This made me laugh so much. Tristan would totally do that. @teresaConradt uh oh I got the giggles I need the toilet!!!!!
Reason guys stay out of the Kitchen. Lol the funny thing is I could see myself doing this, not trini.
I would melt a cutting board to my stove... This is so funny! I would hang this in my kitchen as a conversation piece, too!
Hah!! I feel like I'm seeing the future. I've come home to a variety of things melted into the stove but not yet our cutting board.
this >>>>> i mean if that guy were my husband he'd be in MAJOR trouble... but it's still funny. lol :D
I once melted an aluminum pot down to its Bakelite pot handle cos I left the stove on...probably why I find this so funny....
Hahaha it's only funny cause I can see this happening. I have already stopped this from happening SO many times at our house that Drew is no longer allowed to put anything on our stove top, ever, without my approval lol!
Reason guys stay out of the Kitchen HAHAHA I laughed out loud too funny
This is funny. This is my husband. He's not allowed in the kitchen!
Holiday, Idea, Giggle, Christmas Decorations, Christmas Lights, Funny Stuff, So Funny
hahaha even though it could go bad its actually a good idea. put a fake dummy to look like a person for a christmas decoration prank
Can NOT. Stop. Laughing! This is hilarious!!! You cud just put a warning sign in front yard that "It's just a Christmas decoration and not real..please enjoy the holidays!! Merry Christmas"
One day, I will do this! Funny Stuff ! I laughed the whole time reading it !
This christmas decoration and it's story made me giggle out loud
Christmas light prank, maybe not such a good idea....
Christmas decoration idea... Can NOT. Stop. Laughing!
Good holiday prank! Can NOT. Stop. Laughing!
So funny. Christmas decoration prank
A better understanding of how my job works...
Teachers Life, Job Works, Better Understanding, Truth, Funny, So True, My Job
A better understanding of how my job works... (look at the hat he's wearing!! This perfectly fits my job!!!)
A better understanding of how my job works... not sure if this is funny or depressing.
A better understanding of how my job works... IM LAUGHING WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD.
A better understanding of how my job works…except it's kind of not funny!
Lol. True story!!! A better understanding of how my job works... lol
A better understanding of how my job works... - The Meta Picture
only funny because it is so true.
A teachers life!
This is how you eat a cake.
Cake, Cookie Monster, Giggle, Funny, Funnies, Blood, Kid
This is how you eat a cake. You become the cake as it fills your spirit. - pinning partially for the crazy kid, partially for the funny comment.
"I'd like to see that cookie monster steal another cookie from me!" Lol not sure what she's doing but her little face is so funny!
Always bathe in the blood of your enemies..<<< I didn't write that comment, but it sure adds to the funniness of the pic!
This is how you eat a cake. Somewhere there are pictures of me doing almost the very same thing, and I think it was a Cookie Monster cake to boot
This is how you eat a cake. You become the cake as it fills your spirit. I. Can't. Breath. So funny!!
Always bathe in the blood of your enemies meme funny smurf Cookie Monster
This made me laugh so hard! Seriously! She Cookie Monstered that cake!
cookie monster cake girl...why do kids do the Things they do?
OH MY GOSH I want it!
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Bought This New Jacket... - http://wittybugs.com/bought-this-new-jacket/
that is awesome...where can I get a jacket like that? 😉
My Fun New Jacket. I would totally photobomb everyone
OH MY GOSH HELP ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING
the things i would do with this jacket
Let the photobombing commence!
My Fun New Jacket bucket list
~*~Giggles~*~ JLK 2015
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