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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
Free, Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.
Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
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OMG ! I hate this, I don´t hate sarcasm but I can´t stand people take it as a lifestyle and sell it as this #sarcasm #funny #love #life #love #perspective #quotes #humor #smile #laughter #joy Chic.St Sense of Humor <3
I know "sarcasm" isn't an effective mode of communication....but......it is still funny... Photo by Nikipod - "Amateur photographer, London uni goer(student), apple addict, self-motivated professional procrastinator."
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Oh my goodness some of these are hilarious! Funny Signs (15 Pics) so true!!!!
The Things We Say - Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid
Sarcasm - not very nice, but did make me laugh......
Sarcasm... so true
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Start Chugging - http://controversialhumor.com/start-chugging/ #Alcohol, #Beer, #Booze, #Funny, #Humor, #Offensive
Absolutely no alcohol beyond this point! #Funny #sign Want More Funny Stuff http://FOTFL.com
Haha haha "Absolutely No Alcohol Beyond This Point so start chugging" #funny #sign
Absolutely no alcohol behind this point so start chugging! #funny #signs #lol
I'm against drinking but I couldn't help but laugh at this
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Funny Signs | funny signs, no drinking
Um I would totally play the heck out of this game!!!
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A zombie game for everyone, but especially the ladies... I don't even play video games and I would play that one!!! It needs to be done!
Idea for a video game: A zombie apocalypse that only affects men, leaving it up to the housewives of 1950s America to save the country!
Ok - I don't play video games (mostly because I am not gifted with hand-eye-button coordination - but I would totally "Play the shit out of this"
This game idea needs to be a thing that happens. I just think it'd be a fun twist on the usual FPS zombie video game.
I don't play video games but this is seriously awesome I think movie directors and fame designers should just surf tumblr looking for ideas imagine how awesome that would be
#housewife #50s #videogame. I hate anything zombie and I don't play video games but THIS I'd play!
I would totally play this game…I HATE video games, but I'm behind this idea 100000000%.
I would learn to play video games if this was a thing!
50s housewife zombie apocalypse video game
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Let's face it: In a zombie apocalypse (much like most other apocalypses), the majority of us are screwed. I apologize in advance to all of you i'll have to kill in order to help assure the survival of the uninfected. ;)
What will you look like after the Zombie Apocalypse? Lol I'd turn into Tallahassee guys xD your all goners @Annie Quarles
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All my friends are obsessed with the zombie apocalypse and I hate to break it to them but I wouldn't bet on any of them.
What you think you'll look like during a zombie apocalypse...
zombie apocalypse. So true *sigh*
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Zombie Apocalypse Harsh Truth
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I swore if I saw another 'Keep Calm' quotes I'd SCREAM, but this was worth waiting to find....#funnypic #LOL #hilarious #funnypicture #laugh #meme http://www.limbiq.com/funnypics
my edited version of the zombie Keep Calm poster (someone made the original poster..love the blood splatter...I ran it several times thru pixlromatic)
Famous 'Keep Calm and Carry On' slogan poster - the zombie, blood spatter edition / typography graphic design art by unknown artist. .
I wondered what these 'Keep Calm' things were all about anyway. Zombies don't stop coming.
Not exactly an infographic but made me laugh. Zombie apoc keep calm poster... lol
Made me laugh. i hate these quotes. keep calm and... stfu
Keep calm? Yeah right. #Zombie #Humor
The Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Team. I honestly would never have noticed this, but I'm glad it's been pointed out to me. It's going to add even more enjoyment when I watch The Big Bang Theory!
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FOR HAILEY, RIGHT?? :) Zombie apocalypse team made of the ladies in the Big Bang Theory. How did I not see this before?
Zombie apocalypse team made of the ladies in the Big Bang Theory. How did I not see this before? But really tho.... think about it
That moment when you realize you got a great zombie Apocalypse team in The Big Bang Theory women. Bernadette is the virus expert. Penny is the weapons expert and Amy is the brain expert
A Great Zombie Apocalypse Team. Even though I'm not a fan of zombies, this is still pretty funny.
The Big Bang Theory women are the ultimate zombie apocalypse team.
Ultimate zombie apocalypse team… #BigBangTheory #TWD
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Zombies are coming. Word.
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Poster: “Why do we can so much, Mommy?” “Because zombies are coming, dear.” shelouise: Walking Dead tonight. Who wants snacks?
Zombie apocalypse-- I'm totally going to start saying this once I start canning my vegetables this year! I'm sure my little bits will find it funny!
HAHAHAHA This is soo my Grandma. She has more stuff canned than she could possibly eat--even if the world ended in a zombie Apocalypse. Love her!
First Miami, now Maryland?!? Maybe there IS something to this zombie apocalypse thing I'd better start canning! ;)
old days zombies long ago, vintage cartoon canning storing food for zombie apocalypse why do you can so moch mommy? because zombies are coming , dear, maybe I should learn canning.
Why is canning becoming a lost art when the zombie apocalypse is closer than ever before?
Canning your own food is a great idea! And not just for the impending zombie apocalypse
canning and food storage! ha ha ha! This is for my kids who think Zombies are real
Ah, so this is the original source for the zombie canning poster.
This is awesome.
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best boat rental sign ever! bahaha, but how does he know? they might be excellent swimmers!
Best boat rental sign.. Must prepare for the zombie apocalypse...
Zombies can not swim get a boat #funny #sign #popculture
Boats were always part of my zombie apocalypse plan.
Best boat rental sign.. A lil laugh for my hubz! ;)
Best boat rental sign in case of zombie apocalypse
Best boat rental sign/ TOO MUCH WALKING DEAD lol
Best boat rental sign. Too funny!
Best reason to have a sam's/costco/bj's membership
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If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement walls, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.
The only reason I have a Sam's club membership is for the impending zombie apocalypse. @jessicalcastill @jenniferacastil ... They stole our idea !!!!!
The only reason to have a Sam's club membership is for the impending zombie apocalypse. LOL
I wouldn't think this was funny except I have watched to much Walking Dead.
This zombie stuff is stupid but I laughed at this so 😂😂
In case of zombie apocalypse, run to Sam's Club
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If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club....
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zombie finger - hilarious
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Zombie finger Tattoos If I ever got a tattoo(Which I won't-not ever)but if I did it would be this. It would accomplish so many things. It is clever, would forever mark me as being from this generation with the strange zombie obsession, and would troll all of the tattoo crazed people with its lack of artistry. Win-win-win ;)
Zombie finger Tattoos. I laughed so hard and loud at this. Everyone thought I was crazy.
zombie fingers tattoo First I laughed, than I took a deep breath...and laughed some more.
Zombie finger Tattoos@ Alex!! This just made me laugh uncontrollably! LMAO
Zombie Finger! The finger art is very impressive and humorous
I laughed so hard at this!!!! :) Zombie finger tattoo....
Zombie finger Tattoos lol this made me laugh
art the evolution of a zombiefinger
The Game of Thrones Drinking Game
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The Game of Thrones Drinking Game... Depending on the episode, this could be a really fun time or a terrible idea
Game Of Thrones drinking game - I've realized you cannot follow this game because you will die of alcohol poisoning! Be safe people!!
Game of Thrones Drinking Game- I see things going downhill very fast..... Like so downhill you are dead from alcohol poisoning by the time the episode is over
Game of Thrones Drinking game, slightly outdated but I think it would be likely to get alcohol poisoning in 52 minutes or less :)
Game of Thrones Drinking Game - looks like fun, but also looks like a recipe for alcohol poisoning!
Game of Thrones Drinking Game aka you'll be dead from alcohol poisoning on episode 3.
GOT drinking game - Very Funny!
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Face, Animals, Dogs, Bath Salts, Puppys, Funny, Things, Zombie Apocalypse
hey i just met you, and this is crazy. but i'm on bath salts, your face looks tasty. awwwwww this is soos adorable!!
Might be a little inappropriate b/c of the real bath salts stories....but the puppies are SO cuuuute
This made me laugh really hard. The white puppy has such a scared look on it's face.
This shouldn't be funny. But it is. And the puppies are so adorable!
Zombie dogs are no laughing matter.... unless they are this adorable
shaaa baby.. puppy bath salts.. I'm gonna eat your face
Hahaha.......Katie, it is spreading to the animals!!
Bath salts..... Or puppy zombie apocalypse????
Two of my face things: zombs and puppies!
Keith Richards at customs in Seattle - 1972 by oddsock, via Flickr
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Keith Richards, The Rolling Stones | Ethan Russell: ''I tended not to tell people what to do, ever. This is one of my few, what I call 'made' pictures. We were…
Keith Richards; waiting to go through US customs in Seattle, during The Rolling Stones 1972 tour; photo by Ethan Russell.
Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones is pushing 70 - no really, he is just a youthful 69 today! Photo: Ethan Russell, 1972 - Keef showing that he has his priorities straight when it comes to drugs…
Photo by Ethan Russell: Keith Richards, Rolling Stones North American Tour, 1972
Keith Richards, Rolling Stones North American Tour, 1972 Photo by Ethan Russell
The greatest Rock Photo of all time - Keith Richards by Ethan Russell
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Keith Richards, by Ethan Russell (rollingstone)
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“You can’t accuse me of anything I haven’t already confessed to.” - Keith Richards
Keith Richards - Hard to believe this is what he looked like.......
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Keith Richards / style icon
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The Rolling Stones
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The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's. Don't think this would work without the sunlight, pink/yellow shirts and sunnies. Too try-hard otherwise.
The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's Saw them also; great performers.
The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's #TheRollingStones #RollingStones
The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's #forthosewholiketorock
The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's • #hazelvalley
The Rolling Stones, 1966 - another great Classic Rock band
The Rolling Stones, 1966 Photo by Art Kane for McCall's
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