I make fucking up crafts an art.

Jk, jk, no, really, I'm not...jk, lol.

doesn't. give. a. fuck.

this is hilarious

This girl has a blog where she tries everything she sees on pinterest, she is the Pintester. I read 2 entries and laughed my butt off, so I'm pinning to read more later. WARNING TO THOSE OF A DELICATE NATURE: Multiple, correctly placed, swear words. Just a warning.

Too funny

so funny!

Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower.

Funny Tip

Chignon? ChigNO.

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19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True. Ugh, I feel so cheap when I curse, but I fucking love it. God damn!

I may have pinned this before, but just incase you forgot, I'm the most honest motherfucker you know!!!

DYING.

Would not bang... er... craft.

I can never unsee it.

If you get invited to any Christmas parties with white elephant gift exchange - Sarah's gag gift for xmas (include vampire "tea bags" ;-))

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Beard ornaments. Tis the season. @Katrina Alvarez you and Brendan have missed a golden opportunity for your Christmas card photo...

That is the best thing to send new parents on one of their first date's so hilarious makes them relax awesome!!!💜🎶✌🌻🎂