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I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

The thing about approaching 50 is I really am not offended if someone thinks I'm a bitch... It usually means I have stood up for myself or told someone "no" that is used to getting their way.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

If there was a TV show about me they'd call it Breaking Awkward

"I promise I'm not rude. I'm just very awkward." - actually, I am a bit rude as well.

Sounds just like my youngest child!!

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

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6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.

Oh I restarted mine 5 times before I finally took my laundry out of the dryer . I hate laundry

When they bankrupt you, I guess the actions will say a lot. Hope it's worth it

Inspirational And Motivational Quotes : 21 New Inspirational Quotes for You to Love and Share #greatquotes #wisdom #ama

When they bankrupt you, I guess the actions will say a lot. Hope it's worth it

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