True Stuff, Amenities, November Th Months, Amennnn, Ecards, Annoying, So Funny, 30 Day, Delete Facebook
I am still nodding my head yes and chuckling to myself. TRUE stuff. #ecards #funny #funnyecards
TRUE stuff. So funny had to pin it.
November...The month where people who have complained on Facebook for the past 11 months become thankful for 30 days. | Seasonal Ecard | someecards.com
The most annoying part of November and Facebook
November...The month where people who have complained on Facebook for the past 11 months become thankful for 30 days. Exactly why I deleted Facebook. Allison
Dust Wrappers, Books Jackets, Funny, So True, Ecards, First Day, Pumpkin Spices Latte, True Stories, Starbucks
haha so TRUE! When is the first day of fall? Honey, everyone knows it's when Starbucks starts serving pumpkin spice lattes.
Funny Seasonal Ecard: When is the first day of fall? Honey, everyone knows it's when Starbucks starts serving pumpkin spice lattes.
First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes!! Christmas season=gingerbread lattes!! True story! @Katy Powers
Captions Quotes, Sometimes I Forget, My Life, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Someecards Com, Funny Ecards, Don'T Judges, Funny Alcohol
Sometime I forget and sometimes I'm too lazy. Sometimes I wright a caption that is specific to my life and giggle thinking someone else will repin and forget to change the caption.
Please don't judge me
So true & So funny
its funny stuff
lol - true.
Amenities, Day Off, Love My Kids, The Weekend, My Life, Ecards, 24 7, Baby, Being A Mom
Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.
I love my kids for sure, but sometimes I do look forward to work....at least I can go to the bathroom by myself there....ha ha
Free, Confession Ecard: Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom.
no days off. but i love my babies!
haha! Can I get an amen???
It's never the weekend in my world...
Sad stuff smh lol no days off for being a mom
Awkward Moments, Spices Girls, Songs, Movie, So True, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Lyrics, Kid
no kidding. it was only just recently that I picked up on all the discriminatory, oppressive, blatantly offensive dialogue (as well as song lyrics) in a number of Disney movies. I'm talking classic Disney. when's the last time you watched Pocahontas? youtube the song "Savages". it's funny stuff.
Every song by Spice Girls, NSYNC, and BSB. Lol day I realized lyrics I was a bit shocked I was allowed to listen to it as a child.
That awkward moment when you're singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid... AND you suddenly understand the lyrics. The movie Grease comes to mind!
That awkward moment when you're singing a song you used to sing a lot as a kid... AND you suddenly understand the lyrics. | Confession Ecard
ahh so true!... Or your nieces are singing songs and you know what the lyrics mean and you cringe...yeah, that too!
It really is!
Ain T, Amenities, Funny Family, My Life, Accur, Folding Laundry, Ecards, House, Sour
Can I get an amen in the house Sisters!?
Funny Family Ecard: Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it...or cleaning anything!!
Folding laundry with a toddler lol very accurate
seriously! this is my life cuz she loves to "help" fold the clothes :)
Amen! Folding Laundry with a Toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Cartoon, Aunty Acid, Auntyacid, Follow Direction, Funny Stuff, So True, Men Vs Woman, Make A Books, True Stories
So true! Aunty acid
men say women should come with instruction men never read them funny cartoon comic
That's okay, there are too many exceptions to even make a book anyway.
Men, Following Directions.... YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!
Men vs women
Back Off, Amenities, Woman Humor, Beware Haha, Ecards, So Funny, Bahahaha, Can'T Stop Laughing, Good Advice
just so you know... ;) #Savvy #Women #Humor
Hahaha Good Advice
SCIENCE FACT: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. | Reminders Ecard
Seriously so funny
I do it.
Posts Click, Random, Funny Bones, Tv Show, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Truths, Funny Posts, Haha So True
Haha so true!
Funny funny quote Tv shows
Haha..how true is this!?
Absolutely, My Husband, Sometimes Maybe, My Life, Accur, In This House, So Funny, Totally Me, True Stories
haha so true in this house
tupperware is so handy. That's totally me, lol!
Sad but true. I hate leftovers, my husband hates them sitting in the fridge.
all the time!
Awesome, My Husband, My Life, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Language, Ecards, Bahahaha, Totally Me
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Sorry for the language but this is totally me!
Totally me bahahaha
every.single.day (I wish not all the funny stuff had swear words in it... :( )
Rough language but definitely my husband
This is my husband, all the time! LOL!! #ecards
Shits n giggles!❤
Story of my life. - Humor me - Ecard Funnies
This is my story and I'm sticking to it! =D
Ahahahaaaaaa, Amenities, My Life, Yeah That, Skinny Girls, Funny Stuff, So True, Totally Me, True Stories
So true!! Lol!!!
Public service or random act of kindness to skinny girls everywhere. True story.
Funny Confession Ecard: I refuse to lose weight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny girls if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, awesome AND thin. It's a public service, really. Yeah that's me ;)
This is TOTALLY me!!!!
basically my life.
Funny Things, Funny Shit, Giggles, Jehovah Witness, Funny Stuff, So True, Knock Knock, Ecards, E Cards
jehovahs witness... so true
Knock knock, JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.
Free, Halloween Ecard: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Now that's some funny shit!
This is hilarious!
Laughing, Runners Oval, Oval Stickers, Cars, I Hate Running, Funny Stuff, So True, Bumper Stickers, 0 0
0.0 Non Runner Oval Stickers by fastcar151... gonna put this next to my husband's 26.2 sticker on his car... hahaha
Even if you do run this is funny stuff..
Lol! I really just laughed out loud! This is what I need on my car! I hate running!
I would laugh if I saw this bumper sticker on someone's car.
I need this bumper sticker -so true.
I do this all the time.
Adhd, Colleges, My Life, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Ecards, Bad, Brain, E Cards
This made me giggle. I do often
It was nice meeting you. I #forgot your name as soon as you said it. #BrainFog #CognitiveDysfunction #ADD #ADHD #DisabilityLife #DisabilityProblems #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness
Hahaha Story of my life! I feel so bad asking a second time.
oh no they made a e card for me lol
If I could change only one thing about my brain, this would be it! I can't remember names to save my life.
This is basically the story of my life at college.
Welcome to my life in an Ecard!!!
Sacrifice, Cupcake, My Life, Food Humor, True Life, I Can Relate, True Stories, Diet Coke, Baby Step
true life: I'm addicted to cupcakes
I don't "buy" cupcakes, but if I did I would make this sacrifice! LOL
Sacrifices. Story of my life!! 😝
I had a diet coke though so all is well.
Food humor for Kayla
I can relate #cupcakes
Lol So True, My Life, Lolsotrue, Working Retail, Accidental, 1103, Totally Me, Good Advice, True Stories
LOL So True: #1103
And sometimes I have pretty good advice.
And sometimes accidentally out loud
Because I'm nosy and always know best....this is totally me
Story of my life
You hear some crazy stuff working retail!! lol
Likely Haha, Amenities, My Life, Accur, Bipolar Disorder, Yeahhh Lol, Pms Funny, Sour, So Funny
Story of my life.
I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage
Couldn't be more accurate
Laughing, Funny Pictures, Dresses Well, Funnies, Humor, Closet, Gay Guys, Ecards, Gay Men
"Of course gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing" - YOUR ECARDS - funny
I laughed too hard at this - ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing -
Omg, too funny.. i love gay guys tho!!
gay men, funny pictures
Young Woman, Remember This, Amenities, A Real Man, Young Women, Real Men, Ecards, Sour, Advice
I wish young women would remember this!
Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you'll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Big thanks to my sister for drilling this into my amazing daughter (hope she always remember this advice)
Amen!! Glad I found a real man :)
Can't say I disagree!
Laughing, Quotes, Sweet Treats, So True, Funny Stuff, Truths, Ecards, Things, E Cards
That mother fucker stole my cupcake. |Teacher Appreciation Week is upon us (tomorrow is Sweet Treat Day)and I am looking for a cute "Cupcake" tag. Then... THIS... decisions... decisions... ;) !!!!
so true. another quote to tell my dad when he tries to get me to go camping.
Ecard middle name mom humor lol truth
I'm That Person... I can distinguish the Differences between a joke, Irony , criticism and an insult and your so called Sarcasm. irony-symbolIrony vs Sarcasm "In accordance to the definition of any dictionary an irony is the use of word or phrases that express a totally different meaning from its literal meaning, wherein sarcasm is the use of words that is a bit sarcastic and intended to make someone the victim of ridicule. Now when it comes to the difference between irony and sarcasm, sarcasm is actually a subdivision or part of irony in a way, but it is used more specifically to hurt and embarrass the person personally. The attack is more personal and deliberate in nature and this is only used by people when they are angry or do not like the person they are talking to. More often than not, sarcasm is also more derogatory and really insulting. However, even if this is the case many people still use sarcasm to hide their true feelings, and the oddest thing is that even friends use this to one another as a butt of joke or a way to tell their friends how they really feel. Just always keep in mind that you should also take into consideration your bond with that someone. If your ties are really strong and tested then it might be fine to use sarcasm once in awhile, since it could break your relationship if the sarcasm used is totally hurtful. Irony, on the other hand is a more subtle way of expressing how you really feel, but without really saying and hurting them. Sounds confusing? An irony is expressing a word that is not really what you wanted to say. Like when you say the phrase ‘over the top’ or ‘way over your head’ to another person, it is a restrained way of saying that, ‘maybe they should think about it first’, because they might not be capable or don’t have the capacity to do it. Furthermore, irony can be used not just in words but also in situations wherein the circumstances are more ironic. Irony is absolutely not used to offend another person directly or indirectly. In other words, Irony tones and delivery will always be humorous and sometimes can be viewed as life’s practical joke. So if you are the one at the receiving end of an irony, you might even laugh at the whole thing and might not even bother to look into the real meaning of that irony. Now that we have drawn the line and have define the real meaning or the difference between irony and sarcasm, it would be easy to compare which words is an irony and which one is the sarcasm. Remember always, that sarcasm is nasty and not very good, especially if that sarcasm is directed towards you. Even if you are not the intended victim ,it is still not funny to use sarcasm, unless of course the situation really calls for it. Is there a fine line between a joke and an insult...sometimes? How can you tell the difference? That's the big problem with the PostModern sensibility. Everything's ironic. Everything's satire. Everything's sarcastic. That can be really fun but it also allows very passive-aggressive types to be extremely cruel while pretending that its their target's fault for not being hip to the irony. It is an insult if there is a hint of truth in it. A lot of people use insults thinly disguised as jokes, so they can say "I'm only kidding! you cant take a joke!" and turn it all back on to you, if you dare to retaliate. If someone is joking around with you, and you get angry or offended, then the person will say, "I'm sorry, I'm just joking, Didn't mean to offend you." On the other hand, if the person is insulting you, and you get offended, that's exactly the reaction that the person wants.people should try to be sensitive to others feelings when telling jokes...even though some comedians made their careers from insulting others. What is the difference between criticism and an insult? Criticism is telling the raw truth on how someone can change for the better, and an insult is purposefully using the truth and intensifying it to make someone feel bad or hurt someone's feelings. Criticism is unintentional, and insult is intentional, in a nutshell". What are the differences between joking, teasing and bullying? Joking - between two people on a subject they both find highly amusing Teasing - at the extent of one person being the joke but in a light hearted way were this person 'the joke' also sees the funny side and it is not too personal Bullying - Personal insults that the victom does not find funny or amusing in any way Joking - is usually intended to make others laugh, it could be about anything and usually makes light of a situation. Teasing - can be used when flirting and is harmless poking fun at someone or trying to make them laugh on purpose, it can also work when someone is feeling a bit low and helps them to stop taking things (and themselves) so seriously. It should be done in moderation so that it doesn't get out of hand lol. Bullying - well, it's just plain nasty. It involves humiliation and is usually intended to make the person feel bad or uncomfortable. It can also involve pressuring someone into doing something or feeling a certain way. It's definitely nothing like teasing or joking and is usually fueled by jealousy. It can be sexual, racial...be at the workplace or at school and can be carried out by an individual or a group with a 'mob mentality'. So the main difference is that joking and teasing are done in jest to make people laugh.....bullying is done in secret to make people cry or be intimidated. it's that simple. Perception of the person receiving the joke, tease, bully. You could tell the same joke to a room full of people and some might think the joke is funny, but maybe someone who was abused as a child would find that very joke offensive.joking and teasing is usually just social banter, bullying is when it is done to try and break someone down in order to make yourself feel like you have some self esteem".
Fuck you and your inspirational quotes and shitty ecards.
Hair Down, Mommy Luxuries, Bath Shower, Mommy Luxury, My Life, Hoop Earrings, Bathroom Alone, Worth It, Add
So true... but I would change #1 to BATH!! Showers are for... got to get out FAST.. have a screaming kid and or one tearing up the house! and #2 bc who really finds it to be a luxury to actually get dressed. It would be a luxury to have a reason to get dressed that didn't involve going to a meeting at your child's school
7. Wearing Your hair Down 8. Visiting the bathroom alone...
:)so true...but totally worth it.
What else would you add to this list of mommy luxuries?
My life, add using the bathroom alone :)
A few Mommy luxuries: showers, non-pajama clothing, hoop earrings, heels, sitting down, chewing your food
always a problem.
Picture, Laughing, Every Girls, Quotes, Sotrue, My Life, Funny, So True, My Friends
Don't lie. You've said this before. #sotrue
...said every girl at some point in her life. Lolololol this is too funny because some of my friends have said this before!
Hahaha my friends say this all the time!!! I laugh
When I first introduce my friends to a guy I like. I cannot find a good picture on the first try. so true! happens ever time!
Every girl has done this at some point! Hahaha OOPS-- Not my Cory though, I vividly remember showing my friend Kara his picture and she went-- Ooooh, look at those dimples! :D
Funny quot - impressive photo
When I first introduce my friends to a guy I like. I cannot find a good picture on the first try. story of my life
Wedding, My Life, Giggles, Baby Foods, Funny Stuff, Pinterest Addiction, Ecards, House, So Funny
pinterest addictions ... True story
True Story. Ecard humor funny laugh wedding baby food Pinterest
Uhm not exactly... Minus the wedding and baby. Just give me the clothes, food, and all the crafts....then my life would be complete.
Thats me! Not another wedding but babies, food, & re-remodel my house!! Lol
so funny! And a new house! lol